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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:32 PM
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Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.
 
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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Newharleylover
If you use monkey butt powder and your nuts sweat afterwards does it make a paste?
That's just wrong. Wrong.

Originally Posted by Spanners39
...where do you put your gas cap when filling up?
Now we're moving in the right direction.
 
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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:35 PM
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since we're doing lame jokes.......


Q...What's blue and white and sits in a tree ?

A... A fridge wearing a denim jacket
 
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'nuff said.....
 
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Q...What's blue and white and sits in a tree ?

A... A fridge wearing a denim jacket
I would've answered Kee's RoadKing after a night of drinking....
 
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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:42 PM
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im home now so its my turn
Seafoam Seafoam all I see is foam
 
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Originally Posted by Hackd
I would've answered Kee's RoadKing after a night of drinking....
I hope that never comes true...!!!
 
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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by D_gyver
im home now so its my turn
Seafoam Seafoam all I see is foam
Nice.

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I hope that never comes true...!!!
Just remember: 'Scars are just tattoos with better stories'.
 
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Old May 18, 2014 | 10:57 PM
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Just remember: 'Scars are just tattoos with better stories'.
Many many years ago I was coming home one morning 5.00am after a very long night....took an exit off the freeway by mistake, not realising until I saw the traffics lights, I don't know how the bike managed to stay upright as I skidded through the intersection. Someone was looking after me that morning, needless to say I pulled over and rested for a bit. BTW the wife wasn't happy when I arrived home in that state !!!
 
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My wife got 2 speeding fines in the post this week....now she wants me to check her speedo is accurate on her Nissan.
 
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