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May 18, 2014 | 10:32 PM

#51

92Fatty

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From: Montgomery, AL

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.

May 18, 2014 | 10:34 PM

#52

Hackd

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From: Canton, Michigan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newharleylover

If you use monkey butt powder and your nuts sweat afterwards does it make a paste?

That's just wrong. Wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spanners39

...where do you put your gas cap when filling up?

Now we're moving in the right direction.

May 18, 2014 | 10:35 PM

#53

Kees

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From: Hunua Auckland

since we're doing lame jokes.......

Q...What's blue and white and sits in a tree ?

A... A fridge wearing a denim jacket

May 18, 2014 | 10:38 PM

#54

Hackd

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From: Canton, Michigan

'nuff said.....

May 18, 2014 | 10:40 PM

#55

Hackd

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From: Canton, Michigan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kees

Q...What's blue and white and sits in a tree ?

A... A fridge wearing a denim jacket

I would've answered Kee's RoadKing after a night of drinking....

May 18, 2014 | 10:42 PM

#56

D_gyver

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From: indiana

im home now so its my turn
Seafoam Seafoam all I see is foam

May 18, 2014 | 10:42 PM

#57

Kees

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From: Hunua Auckland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hackd

I would've answered Kee's RoadKing after a night of drinking....

I hope that never comes true...!!!

May 18, 2014 | 10:45 PM

#58

Hackd

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From: Canton, Michigan

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_gyver

im home now so its my turn
Seafoam Seafoam all I see is foam

Nice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kees

I hope that never comes true...!!!

Just remember: 'Scars are just tattoos with better stories'.

May 18, 2014 | 10:57 PM

#59

Kees

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From: Hunua Auckland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hackd

Nice.

Just remember: 'Scars are just tattoos with better stories'.

Many many years ago I was coming home one morning 5.00am after a very long night....took an exit off the freeway by mistake, not realising until I saw the traffics lights, I don't know how the bike managed to stay upright as I skidded through the intersection. Someone was looking after me that morning, needless to say I pulled over and rested for a bit. BTW the wife wasn't happy when I arrived home in that state !!!