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ouch that sucks. one day the OL and i were on my bike going for a ride and i saw this enormous bug heading right for me so i ducked and i smacked her square in the middle of her forehead. she had a lump the size of a quarter i was laughing so hard i almost wrecked. when we got off the bike she nearly killed me....lol
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Didn't happen on a bike but still funny....
I was leaned forward on the steering wheel in my truck traveling to Chattanooga one day. I flicked a cigarette out the window and next thing I know my *** crack was burning like crazy. Apparently the cig came back in the window and rolled down my back into my *** crack. I was jumping and hollering trying to get that cigarette out of my crack while trying to maintain control on I24 at 80mph with cars and trucks all around me. My friend even started digging in my butt to get it out before I had a wreck
Crazy stuff happens
I was leaned forward on the steering wheel in my truck traveling to Chattanooga one day. I flicked a cigarette out the window and next thing I know my *** crack was burning like crazy. Apparently the cig came back in the window and rolled down my back into my *** crack. I was jumping and hollering trying to get that cigarette out of my crack while trying to maintain control on I24 at 80mph with cars and trucks all around me. My friend even started digging in my butt to get it out before I had a wreck
Crazy stuff happens
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Wasp or something actually saved me from a very possible accident with deer a couple years ago. Very twisty road and got stung inner thigh. I slowed considerably, jumping trying to scratch away the pain when I came around a sharp curve and 2 fawn were in the middle of the road. Buddy behind me couldn't believe I actually went between them, barely missing both.
The story by screamn_eagle had me laughing out loud!!!
tmi....
The story by screamn_eagle had me laughing out loud!!!
tmi....
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Caught one sometime back 30 years ago, hornet between my helmet and my right temple. Stung my 5 or 6 times before I could get it stopped and dig the bug out of there.
My temple swelled up so quickly and so badly that my wife had to hold the helmet for me as I rode home without it.
It was only later that I found out that a hornet sting that close to the brain could have been problematic.
My temple swelled up so quickly and so badly that my wife had to hold the helmet for me as I rode home without it.
It was only later that I found out that a hornet sting that close to the brain could have been problematic.
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Wasp or something actually saved me from a very possible accident with deer a couple years ago. Very twisty road and got stung inner thigh. I slowed considerably, jumping trying to scratch away the pain when I came around a sharp curve and 2 fawn were in the middle of the road. Buddy behind me couldn't believe I actually went between them, barely missing both.
The story by screamn_eagle had me laughing out loud!!!
The story by screamn_eagle had me laughing out loud!!!
