J&S jack
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: In taking possession of the J&S jack, purchaser hereby agrees to the following conditions:
a) Purchaser shall post an announcement on an appropriate internet forum stating that he/she has just purchased a J&S jack and how much he/she likes said jack.
b) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums stating how he/she has used the jack for specific tasks and how no other jack could possibly fulfill this function. Such messages shall be posted no less than once per year for the duration of this contract.
c) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums dire warnings about the dangers of using jacks made by Harbor Freight. Such warnings shall include but not be limited to:
i. Inevitability of motorcycle falling over on Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Chinese manufacture of Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Cannot climb on motorcycle while on Harbor Freight jack.
Postings which fulfill this subpart requirement shall not be construed to also fulfill requirements of subpart b).
d) Failure by the Purchaser to comply with any or all of these Terms and Conditions for the duration of this contract shall result in repossession by the Manufacturer of the J&S jack. Purchaser shall forfeit purchase price along with any applicable state and local taxes and/or shipping fees.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: In taking possession of the J&S jack, purchaser hereby agrees to the following conditions:
a) Purchaser shall post an announcement on an appropriate internet forum stating that he/she has just purchased a J&S jack and how much he/she likes said jack.
b) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums stating how he/she has used the jack for specific tasks and how no other jack could possibly fulfill this function. Such messages shall be posted no less than once per year for the duration of this contract.
c) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums dire warnings about the dangers of using jacks made by Harbor Freight. Such warnings shall include but not be limited to:
i. Inevitability of motorcycle falling over on Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Chinese manufacture of Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Cannot climb on motorcycle while on Harbor Freight jack.
Postings which fulfill this subpart requirement shall not be construed to also fulfill requirements of subpart b).
d) Failure by the Purchaser to comply with any or all of these Terms and Conditions for the duration of this contract shall result in repossession by the Manufacturer of the J&S jack. Purchaser shall forfeit purchase price along with any applicable state and local taxes and/or shipping fees.
Sounds like SOMEONE is jealous of those owning a J&S jack....
JL
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: In taking possession of the J&S jack, purchaser hereby agrees to the following conditions:
a) Purchaser shall post an announcement on an appropriate internet forum stating that he/she has just purchased a J&S jack and how much he/she likes said jack.
b) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums stating how he/she has used the jack for specific tasks and how no other jack could possibly fulfill this function. Such messages shall be posted no less than once per year for the duration of this contract.
c) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums dire warnings about the dangers of using jacks made by Harbor Freight. Such warnings shall include but not be limited to:
i. Inevitability of motorcycle falling over on Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Chinese manufacture of Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Cannot climb on motorcycle while on Harbor Freight jack.
Postings which fulfill this subpart requirement shall not be construed to also fulfill requirements of subpart b).
d) Failure by the Purchaser to comply with any or all of these Terms and Conditions for the duration of this contract shall result in repossession by the Manufacturer of the J&S jack. Purchaser shall forfeit purchase price along with any applicable state and local taxes and/or shipping fees.
LMAO....
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: In taking possession of the J&S jack, purchaser hereby agrees to the following conditions:
a) Purchaser shall post an announcement on an appropriate internet forum stating that he/she has just purchased a J&S jack and how much he/she likes said jack.
b) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums stating how he/she has used the jack for specific tasks and how no other jack could possibly fulfill this function. Such messages shall be posted no less than once per year for the duration of this contract.
c) Purchaser shall periodically post messages on internet forums dire warnings about the dangers of using jacks made by Harbor Freight. Such warnings shall include but not be limited to:
i. Inevitability of motorcycle falling over on Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Chinese manufacture of Harbor Freight jack.
ii. Cannot climb on motorcycle while on Harbor Freight jack.
Postings which fulfill this subpart requirement shall not be construed to also fulfill requirements of subpart b).
d) Failure by the Purchaser to comply with any or all of these Terms and Conditions for the duration of this contract shall result in repossession by the Manufacturer of the J&S jack. Purchaser shall forfeit purchase price along with any applicable state and local taxes and/or shipping fees.
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Last edited by Stiggy; Jun 6, 2015 at 03:50 PM.








