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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 07:46 PM
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I must be really bored. I read everyone of these posts like it meant something!

Kick Stands Up!
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:15 PM
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I've been riding 45 years and just learned Harley calls it a jiffy stand...go figure.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:32 PM
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I found this on the V Twin forum and I quote from Dyna Bill:
'Actually, the correct spelling is J.I.F.I. Meaning: If it's not all the way down when you park, your scoot will be on it's side Just In a Fukking Instant!'
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:44 PM
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Kick.. Jifi... Rod with a spring.... My silver bells are on a string, my mother told me it was my ding huh Ling O Ling...
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:49 PM
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If it's on a Harley you should call it the hand lever .
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:56 PM
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Funny...I've been calling it by the correct name since I've been riding two wheel. KICKSTAND. Why? Because when I've tried to "jiffy" it down, I end up kicking it down. That's why it always will be a kickstand.

Besides, jiffy is a brand of peanut butter.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by smokingjoe
you kick it down to stand your scooter, its a kick stand
joe
no, you deploy it in a jiffy, so it's a jiffy stand

Originally Posted by Cygnusx51
OP: One of your many started threads is titled “I usually try to not bitch so much” yet, ironically, you sure do a lot of it. Usually over extremely inconsequential topics.

Try getting out of the house once in a while.
you do know that ia has ridden in at least 2 hoka hey rides? how many you got?
 
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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cygnusx51
OP: One of your many started threads is titled “I usually try to not bitch so much” yet, ironically, you sure do a lot of it. Usually over extremely inconsequential topics.

Try getting out of the house once in a while.
Haven't been able to ride for almost two months and looking at another three before I can ride again. It's really starting to **** me off and I guess it's carried over to my posts here.

Sorry but I don't think it's gonna get any better. I guess the ignore option might be a good thing to try.
 

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Old Sep 22, 2017 | 10:45 PM
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I use my foot, so it's a kickstand. I can't kick the habit.
So kick my *** already.
 
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