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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 01:40 PM
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Took me about 7 frigin minutes to read that. Bassturd prik,jerkie homoe . Must be a fargin ritmatek techer ***moe...

Have a special day OP. I flunked spellin.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 01:52 PM
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Why? Because it is a Harley Davidson. If I have to explain it to anyone, they will never get it anyway.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 02:01 PM
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Mods, can you start a “Personals” section for HDF? The OP is searching for a crazy bitch and ended up in Harley Chat.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 02:13 PM
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Crazy Beotches are expensive, usually more liability than asset... wait a minute....
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Super Glidester
Crazy Beotches are expensive, usually more liability than asset... wait a minute....
And they leak
And they are broken

 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 02:53 PM
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...but your Harley won't get jealous if you spend too much time with your girlfriend.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RHPAW
...but your Harley won't get jealous if you spend too much time with your girlfriend.
My bike KNOWS if I have looked at another bike.
It acts out, sputters, does weird sh*t.
What.
YOURS don't?
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rleedeuce
My bike KNOWS if I have looked at another bike.
It acts out, sputters, does weird sh*t.
What.
YOURS don't?
Funny... I look too - all the time (don't touch though). But at the end of the day there's only one I ride home.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by rleedeuce
My bike KNOWS if I have looked at another bike.
It acts out, sputters, does weird sh*t.
What.
YOURS don't?
Nah...I got a Shovel, an Evo, and a Twinkie all sharing space in the garage.
They all have different parts, so there's no conspiracy.
 
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Old Oct 16, 2018 | 08:01 PM
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Somebody PLEASE post that "Aw geez not this **** again" guy!
 

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