A blonde walks into a bar. She missed the front door by 3 feet!

 

I see what you did there, but definitely not that kind of...bear! ;-)

 

Just thought I’d add, unicycles don’t have handle bars. if the bear wasn’t on a Harley this post should be moved.

 

The handlebars is directly attached to the bear's hat.

 

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer ...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping ever since.

I have a few bikes but when on the Sportster I say, "Does this bike make me look fat?"
The answer typically is, "Not at all ... it's you belly!"

 

According to U.S. Federal Law, a unicycle may have handlebars for the express purposes of a joke, but under no other circumstances.

 

Gotta consider the source....