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Old Jun 20, 2019 | 09:45 PM
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A blonde walks into a bar. She missed the front door by 3 feet!
 
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Old Jun 20, 2019 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hdbkstl
Did he have assless chaps on....wait a minute....what kind of bear were we talking about???
I see what you did there, but definitely not that kind of...bear! ;-)
 
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Old Jun 21, 2019 | 08:45 AM
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Just thought I’d add, unicycles don’t have handle bars. if the bear wasn’t on a Harley this post should be moved.
 

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Old Jun 21, 2019 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ChopperBill
Just thought I’d add, unicycles don’t have handle bars. if the bear wasn’t on a Harley this post should be moved.
The handlebars is directly attached to the bear's hat.
 
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Originally Posted by MacTarnahan
Unicycles don't have handlebars.
Originally Posted by Stinger1
A blonde walks into a bar. She missed the front door by 3 feet!

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer ...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping ever since.

I have a few bikes but when on the Sportster I say, "Does this bike make me look fat?"
The answer typically is, "Not at all ... it's you belly!"
 
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Old Jun 24, 2019 | 11:19 AM
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According to U.S. Federal Law, a unicycle may have handlebars for the express purposes of a joke, but under no other circumstances.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2019 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by galtjunk
If the bear is on a unicycle, how does it walk into a bar?
Gotta consider the source....
 
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Old Jun 24, 2019 | 04:58 PM
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