does syn3 make my ass look fat
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RE: does syn3 make my *** look fat
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i couldn't help it . but this subject seems appropriate to the trend on this forum.after hearing the latest, "you might be a biker if...." post, i just could resist.i read here about bad azz this, 1% attitude that,is a deluxe a girlie bike, do my "rock n' republic" jeans hold up to a 500 mile ride??? come on now, unless you guys are purposely trying to be entertaining,(most of you aren't) it actually seems to be watering down this forum.i'll be the first to say that this place has generated a good amount of knowledge and how to's, but lately it's been more of a beauty shop atmosphere around here.but i guess with 50k or so members in here , there are bound to be plenty of beauticians in here.so no disrespect to my fellow rainbow riders,friends of dorothy, or dikes on bikes members. and to all the others who may take offense for whatever reason you may come up with, i offer no apology.
so "man up" you sissyfied bunch of wanna be "bikers" if indeed you are one, put down your mousse,hair gel,your diesel jeans ,your oh my god fingerless gloves, and oh yeah your swash buckling era skull caps,and just ride. i assure you that in a crowded bar or hangout the last thing you will bring up is your "diesel" jeans,and how good the make you feel!!! f**kin queers i swear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i couldn't help it . but this subject seems appropriate to the trend on this forum.after hearing the latest, "you might be a biker if...." post, i just could resist.i read here about bad azz this, 1% attitude that,is a deluxe a girlie bike, do my "rock n' republic" jeans hold up to a 500 mile ride??? come on now, unless you guys are purposely trying to be entertaining,(most of you aren't) it actually seems to be watering down this forum.i'll be the first to say that this place has generated a good amount of knowledge and how to's, but lately it's been more of a beauty shop atmosphere around here.but i guess with 50k or so members in here , there are bound to be plenty of beauticians in here.so no disrespect to my fellow rainbow riders,friends of dorothy, or dikes on bikes members. and to all the others who may take offense for whatever reason you may come up with, i offer no apology.
so "man up" you sissyfied bunch of wanna be "bikers" if indeed you are one, put down your mousse,hair gel,your diesel jeans ,your oh my god fingerless gloves, and oh yeah your swash buckling era skull caps,and just ride. i assure you that in a crowded bar or hangout the last thing you will bring up is your "diesel" jeans,and how good the make you feel!!! f**kin queers i swear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And you did'nt mention waving because..
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RE: does syn3 make my *** look fat
[quote]ORIGINAL: suspect
Damn, guess you need to enlighten the rest of us so that we know what a real biker is? I thought it was a fraternity of folks who love to ride Harleys, and not some Asian stuff. Maybe you could give us the rules to that we can clearly identify the "real" bikers from the rest of the pack.
ORIGINAL: Big Cholla
sorry there big cholla , i understand if a chronic medical condition requires you to wear them sawed off gloves,by all means follow the doctors advise, and of course tho the others who have chronic craddle cap or just a simple case of cul d' sacitis hairline by all means wear yor skull cap.
and mr vietnam ordinance handler who owns no car, i too contribute to the mighty united states, i help save lives ,after the local gangbangers shoot up our innocent citizens.and of course i ride daily (if it is not raining),i haven't quite made it to "postal status" biker yet .yes rain sleet or snow will keep my sled in the garage.......oh my god "i may not be a biker if i ....if i.....dam it ....
sorry there big cholla , i understand if a chronic medical condition requires you to wear them sawed off gloves,by all means follow the doctors advise, and of course tho the others who have chronic craddle cap or just a simple case of cul d' sacitis hairline by all means wear yor skull cap.
and mr vietnam ordinance handler who owns no car, i too contribute to the mighty united states, i help save lives ,after the local gangbangers shoot up our innocent citizens.and of course i ride daily (if it is not raining),i haven't quite made it to "postal status" biker yet .yes rain sleet or snow will keep my sled in the garage.......oh my god "i may not be a biker if i ....if i.....dam it ....
Damn, guess you need to enlighten the rest of us so that we know what a real biker is? I thought it was a fraternity of folks who love to ride Harleys, and not some Asian stuff. Maybe you could give us the rules to that we can clearly identify the "real" bikers from the rest of the pack.
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RE: does syn3 make my *** look fat
Damn I hate the waving thing.....I'm out there to ride...It ain;t no damn meet and greet at the starbucks. Man up people....It's the brotherhood...not the sisterhood!!!! Nod if you want to but no more....Hayyyyy bull ****!!!!
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had a girlfriend once ask me- "do these jeans make my butt look big?" to which I answered- "no, your fat *** makes those jeans look tiny"
I was some inebriated.
Needless to say, however, I never dated that girl again.
I was some inebriated.
Needless to say, however, I never dated that girl again.
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RE: does syn3 make my *** look fat
Wow! An entire thread started and maintained by a bunch of wanna' be 1%ers... Makes me proud to be a RUB posing, fingerless glove wearing, Rolex fighter pilot... lmao
P.S. I lied about the Rolex, it's really a TAG...
I need to go now or I'll be late for my pedicure.
P.S. I lied about the Rolex, it's really a TAG...
I need to go now or I'll be late for my pedicure.
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ORIGINAL: EricVonZipper
had a girlfriend once ask me- "do these jeans make my butt look big?" to which I answered- "no, your fat *** makes those jeans look tiny"
I was some inebriated.
Needless to say, however, I never dated that girl again.
had a girlfriend once ask me- "do these jeans make my butt look big?" to which I answered- "no, your fat *** makes those jeans look tiny"
I was some inebriated.
Needless to say, however, I never dated that girl again.
And what is wrong with a big butt? I LOVE a big butt![sm=drooldude.gif]
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From: Schaumburg, IL, near Elgin, IL
RE: does syn3 make my *** look fat
ORIGINAL: suspect
i couldn't help it . but this subject seems appropriate to the trend on this forum.after hearing the latest, "you might be a biker if...." post, i just could resist.iread here about bad azz this, 1% attitude that,is a deluxe a girlie bike, do my "rock n' republic" jeans hold up to a 500 mile ride??? come on now, unless you guys are purposely trying to be entertaining,(most of you aren't)it actually seems to be watering down this forum.i'll be the first to say that this place has generated a good amount of knowledge and how to's, but lately it's been more of a beauty shop atmosphere around here.but i guess with 50k or so members in here , there are bound to be plenty of beauticians in here.so no disrespect to my fellow rainbow riders,friends of dorothy, or dikes on bikes members. and to all the others who may take offense for whatever reason you may come up with, i offer no apology.
so "man up" you sissyfied bunch of wanna be "bikers" if indeed you are one, put down your mousse,hair gel,your diesel jeans ,your oh my god fingerless gloves, and oh yeah your swash buckling era skull caps,and just ride. i assure you that in a crowded bar or hangout the last thing you will bring up is your "diesel" jeans,and how good the make you feel!!! f**kin queers i swear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i couldn't help it . but this subject seems appropriate to the trend on this forum.after hearing the latest, "you might be a biker if...." post, i just could resist.iread here about bad azz this, 1% attitude that,is a deluxe a girlie bike, do my "rock n' republic" jeans hold up to a 500 mile ride??? come on now, unless you guys are purposely trying to be entertaining,(most of you aren't)it actually seems to be watering down this forum.i'll be the first to say that this place has generated a good amount of knowledge and how to's, but lately it's been more of a beauty shop atmosphere around here.but i guess with 50k or so members in here , there are bound to be plenty of beauticians in here.so no disrespect to my fellow rainbow riders,friends of dorothy, or dikes on bikes members. and to all the others who may take offense for whatever reason you may come up with, i offer no apology.
so "man up" you sissyfied bunch of wanna be "bikers" if indeed you are one, put down your mousse,hair gel,your diesel jeans ,your oh my god fingerless gloves, and oh yeah your swash buckling era skull caps,and just ride. i assure you that in a crowded bar or hangout the last thing you will bring up is your "diesel" jeans,and how good the make you feel!!! f**kin queers i swear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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