Now for the magic question! Does your *** look fat in those chaps? there! it had to be said

 

plus 1

 

I understand that...if you go back and look for threads that mention them they all refer to them as assless or buttless chaps. Therefore the topic of the thread.

 

Wore assless chaps last week on a ride for the first time......everyone gave me hell......told me to put pants on or get a tan...What the f#%K

 

i wear them even when i am not on the bike

 

They use the material to make saddle bags with,thought everyone knew that!

 

Hmm, and I thought some ppl wore them to 'cover up' the saddlebags. Oh well, I'll go back to sleep now.

 

Way I figuure it, assless chaps are on gals, and buttless chaps are on guys. Why do I know this? We guys say nice *** and the ladies say nice butt. Now that's settled, who brought the cold beer so I can feel how cold it is thru my fingerless gloves?

 

My wife says I have no ***, so I must be wearing noassless chaps.

 

Chaps always look good like this.