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Sep 22, 2008 | 06:40 PM

#21

Skitzer

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From: Maine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashes95

Easy fix to your problem: Get rid of the wife!!!!!!!!! PROBLEM SOLVED

I couldn't do that ..... my wife works and helps pay for my addiction ..... I guess you could say she is my enabler?

Sep 22, 2008 | 07:05 PM

#22

leeinmemphis

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send them to the office. Works for me

Sep 22, 2008 | 11:05 PM

#23

IronAss

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From: Arkansas

I just started having it all sent to our office. When I come off the road I stop by and pick it all up and then sneak it in the garage after she's asleep. By the time she notices that something is different about the bike I'm usually back out on the road and she just gets drunk and goes to sleep. OK everyone say it together...PUSSYWHIPPED!!

Sep 23, 2008 | 01:34 AM

#24

MidnitEvil

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From: Joliet, Illinois

Quote:

Originally Posted by jarhead45

Hi... my name is Bob and I have a motorcycle problem.

(all together) Hi Bob !!!

my wife is getting tired of signing for boxes that just keep coming to the door. Its not my fault ---- I have a motorcycle problem. I just cant seem to stop.

We have a 12 step program for you!

#1 - Suit up

#2 - Turn ignition on

#3 - check Run button is on

#4 - Check status of fuel supply
(add as necessary)

#5 - Hit start button

#6 - 1st gear

#7 - 2nd gear

#8 - 3rd gear

#9 - 4th gear

#10 - 5th gear

(Optional #10A, if applicable - 6th gear)

#11 - ride

#12 - Relax & enjoy

Sep 23, 2008 | 03:42 AM

#25

MilesJ

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From: Edmonton, Alberta

I also seemed to have developed this condition. Of course with my wife, it wasn't so much the signing for the packages that is the problem, it is when she accepts things like my wheel chock and drops it on her foot!

Well that and I am gone from home working for 2 weeks at a time, and she had a box containing my Big Boy ramp sitting in the living room for 2 weeks

Sep 23, 2008 | 04:18 AM

#26

sporty2003

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From: Desmoines, Iowa

there is no problem it just comes with being a bike owner.just tell her that the more she gets tick the more you have a feeling to buy.there is nothing that can be done except pack her suite case.