Motorcycle problem
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Road Master
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From: Sin City
Motorcycle problem
Hi... my name is Bob and I have a motorcycle problem.
(all together) Hi Bob !!!
my wife is getting tired of signing for boxes that just keep coming to the door. Its not my fault ---- I have a motorcycle problem. I just cant seem to stop.
(all together) Hi Bob !!!
my wife is getting tired of signing for boxes that just keep coming to the door. Its not my fault ---- I have a motorcycle problem. I just cant seem to stop.
Road Master
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From: Staten Island, NY
Mods Anonymous. We have a 12 step program. Each step takes one year. By the time you finish the program, your scoot is done and it is time to start over!
As long as the OL is just getting tired and not refusing altogether, we think you will be okay.
As long as the OL is just getting tired and not refusing altogether, we think you will be okay.
Road Master
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From: Uxbridge, Ma
Just tell her that you will always be $2000.00 away from being done. - She'll probably get so pissed that she will either 1: not know what to say and be completly speechless or 2: file for a divorce and you won't have to worry about her nagging you about signing for packages.
Road Master
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From: Alabama Gulf Coast
I posted a few days ago about a new 12 step program "Paint and Performance Anonymous" this highly expensive and cronic disease is sweeping the country, causing all kinds of problems between husbands and wives. We are presently looking for someone to head up our new chapter near you, you sound like you may be in desperate need of our help, but you have already taken the first step toward recovery and that is admitting you have a problem. The only problem with this disease is it probably has about a 99% relapse rate. Good luck.
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Can you have them shipped to where you work, then shipping and receiving can sign for them and you can sneak them in in a brown paper bag or stash the goodies in the garage when you get home.
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Our group meets on weds nights bob. Yer welcome to join 
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Road Master
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Good luck!! I washed out of the 12 Step Program 3 times (so far). The infliction tends to slow down a little after the first few times you have to wipe down all that new chrome. 
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