Hit while riding

A couple of summers ago I was watching a hawk flying just above and to the front of us. All of a sudden Dave ducks his head and just about the same time I go "HUH?" a huge bug splats me in the middle of my forehead. He heard it hit me and started laughing! He got a slap in the back of his helmet for that one.

Sparrow in the chest at 60mph. Left me black and blue Nipple ta nipple and throat ta belly button..

Can't even count the number of Bee's, Hornets, Wasps and the areas they have stung me..

Ya-all Don't have ta deal with May Flies.. One trip along the River at night and yer head ta toe a squirming, gushy, mushy mess... Not fer the faint of heart even with a wimpshield, which ya wont be able ta see outa anyway..

Hadda Goose about broadside me.. I ducked, he skidded sideways across my back..

Got a cat bouncin between my front wheel and frame, till it left itself all over my engine and pant legs..

Got a plastic garbage bag hooked ta my left foot at 70mph.. Ummmm Found out ya can't lift up yer foot ta take it off, without it putten ya inna hi speed wobble....

Hadda huge gushy june bug hit the edge of my mirror at 60mph.. Looked like somebody took a smelly yellow paint brush and shook it at me...

Took a rock to the forehead on a backroad.. left a big ol welt..
Took another Big Ol gushy June bug right between the Glasses.. Had so much gush in both eyes, could barely see ta stop the bike..
This list could go on and on.. LOL
Best one was when My Road Captain hit a big ol snake that came loopin off his rear wheel and almost landed on Mama's lap, who was behind him on her RoadKing.. soon as she got stopped she was doin the "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" dance in the middle of the road..
We had a lady here in Georgia killed a couple of months ago when a horse threw it's rider, ran up to the highway and ran into her on her bike. Very bad. Talk about your number being up. Her husband was riding in front of her and saw the tragedy unfold behind him. I guess the moral being that bugs, birds and even nasty tobacco juice aren't so bad or at least, it could be worse.
The Best of Harley-Davidson for Lifelong Riders
Had a bee sting me in the neck after the effer got cut in half by my helmet strap
my mom, as passanger, got hit in the helmet by a bird after my dad, driver, ducked


