Coffee or Beer? (or both?)
It wonât be long before some butt munch walks in and orders a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Half-caf, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Dark Caramel Macchiatto.[sm=loser.gif] Then you have to bust out a couple of their teeth and you are in jail. Dude, I canât let that happen.
So you would have a problem with my Grande Sugarfree Vanilla Non-fat Latte?



A setting near any large body of water; lake, river, ocean whatever just need the tranquil view in the distance.
It's an old Victorian house with a deep covered wooden porch that wraps around all four sides of the house. (Has to be wood. Nothing like the sound of boot heels on aged wooden planks)
Comfortable wooden chairs and coffee tables everywhere. A nice wood railing to sit on or to put your feet up.
Several clean and welcoming bathrooms so there's never a wait.
One side of the house, the one with the tailwind is for smokers and cussing only (that way the wind carries the smoke and the BS away).
You sit outside drinking your joe or soft drinks or the occasional hot or iced tea while overlooking the parking lot which also extends to all four sides of the house so you can always keep an eye on your scoot.
Sandwiches, cookies, muffins and pie are always at the the counter waiting to be ordered. The smoking side offers up a fine selection of the finest as well as modest everyday cigars (not forgetting the secret password protected stash of Cubans of course), every 2nd and last Sunday there's a BBQ and slow races.
You wouldn't hesitate to bring your kids or your Mom but also not ashamed to bring the guys out to hang for a few...........
Wouldn't that be nice?
Primo
Ok so we're daydreaming right? Picture this:
A setting near any large body of water; lake, river, ocean whatever just need the tranquil view in the distance.
It's an old Victorian house with a deep covered wooden porch that wraps around all four sides of the house. (Has to be wood. Nothing like the sound of boot heels on aged wooden planks)
Comfortable wooden chairs and coffee tables everywhere. A nice wood railing to sit on or to put your feet up.
Several clean and welcoming bathrooms so there's never a wait.
One side of the house, the one with the tailwind is for smokers and cussing only (that way the wind carries the smoke and the BS away).
You sit outside drinking your joe or soft drinks or the occasional hot or iced tea while overlooking the parking lot which also extends to all four sides of the house so you can always keep an eye on your scoot.
Sandwiches, cookies, muffins and pie are always at the the counter waiting to be ordered. The smoking side offers up a fine selection of the finest as well as modest everyday cigars (not forgetting the secret password protected stash of Cubans of course), every 2nd and last Sunday there's a BBQ and slow races.
You wouldn't hesitate to bring your kids or your Mom but also not ashamed to bring the guys out to hang for a few...........
Wouldn't that be nice?
Primo
now all we need is a location. My vote is NC obviously. =)
Yo Craig,
We gotta hang sometime. You just described the perfect way to kill an hour.
Only thing better would be to drink the Joe and smoke the mads while the Swedish Bikini Team detailed our rides.

Primo
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