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New recruit in the French Foreign Legion is taking a tour around his new home, a remote military outpost. As the commandant is showing him around, he asks, âWhat do you do when you need a littleâŚyou know, action.â The commandant replied, âWe use the camel over there.â The man looks at the camel in disgust, Iâll never do that he thought.
A few months go by and the new soldier passes by the camel several times until he just canât resist it anymore. Relieved that he got over his anxiety, he goes to tell the commandant. âCommander, I just wanted to let you know that at first I thought the idea of doing the camel was kind of disgusting it really wasnât all that bad. In fact it was kind of enjoyable.â
The commandant looks at the new soldier, âThatâs ummmâŚgreat,â he said. âBut usually we just use the camel to ride into town and pick up a hooker.â
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