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Sorry, this is WAY OT, buit the captn thing reminded me of an incident on our trip to the Hill Country a couple of weeks ago.
We were ordering breakfast about 6:30 am at the Country Kitchen in Lampassas. The waitress had taken all orders but mine. Now mind you, we are all in full leathers. She asks what I would like and I ask what kind of cereal they have. She says" not too many". Being the smart *** that I am, I ask " do you have any Captn Crunch?" She says she isn't sure but she will go and check. My pals try not to snicker too loud. But then one of my buds, Ken, leans into the table and says "Y'all know that right now that waitress is back there telling everyone Hey, you know them bad *** bikers in the back room? The big one with the beard and all the tattoos wants Captn Crunch for breakfast!!"
We just about got cramps from laughing so hard. Oh, and guess what my new nick name is? Yup, just call me Captn.
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