Squirrel commits suicide

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Jun 28, 2009 | 01:52 PM

carpetride

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Squirrel commits suicide

Something strange is going on.

All these celebrities are dying and today a squirrel was in the road and as I approached on my RK it just stood there watching me until I was about 5 feet away. It then dashed right in front of the bike. Thump...thump.... I couldn't do anything to avoid it. It was like the crazy thing wanted to get hit. I was going to turn around and maybe administer first aid but I could see in my mirror it was futile.

RIP little rodent, RIP

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:00 PM

petemac

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Probably just got laid off.......

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:05 PM

Boo67

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I think some of the squirrels have made a suicide pact...they are jumping out in front of me too. And don't even get me started on the damn chipmunks...they're just squirrel posers and wanna-be's anyway

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:06 PM

Arcane

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PETA will probably have a picket line in front of your house tomorrow and they will most likely have the ACLU petition the court to charge you with wrongful death and squirrel-a-side. I would recommend a plea of self defense. Tell them that he had been harassing and stalking you for quite sometime.

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:08 PM

BlackFLHR

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They're Al Qaeda suicide bombers wanna-be's.

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:08 PM

Medicfrost

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Sounds like you had a little road rage, and unleashed it on an innocent squirrel.

Jun 28, 2009 | 02:17 PM

bruce sg08

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they where shooting a reformed editon of a commerical, remember the one where the squirriels ran out and caused the car to run off the road then hi fived each other. GEICO ?