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Old Aug 5, 2009 | 11:46 AM
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I've seen 3 different ways dogs are carried - all of these were for medium/large sized dogs tho (like 40lbs and up):

1. Some *** around town here has an enduro style bike (dirt/street) and I has his big yellow lab just sprawled onto the seat & tank in front of him. (see attached pic of this genius)

2. I've seen the dogs pulled in trailers; I think there's links to videos on this site & you can probably google it. Some of the "trailers" are nothing more than a flat board with wheels & a spot to connect the dogs leash to. They actually drive down highways...again - another accident waiting to happen.

3. I met a couple who drove from eastern PA to western Ohio for bike week last year. They were riding 2 up - and had an open box type of setup for their mutt to ride on the bike. It was pouring down rain too - but the dog was happy as hell. I imagine my dog would be like that - she wants to ride on my bike so bad, but it aint gonna happen - unless I get a side car someday on a touring bike.

I'm with everyone else. Leave the dogs at home. Driving children around is often a challenge - and they have better ability to listen, hold on, etc. A dog - well, if you stop fast - foooooom - it fly's forward with nothing to grab onto; if you have to swerve and/or lean - same thing - foing! off the side it goes...let's not forget about it possibly getting spooked, distracting YOU from driving - causing an accident or just simply falling off at speed...

Someone said just bungee it down...I agree; maybe one of those net helmet bungee's...if it can't handle that or you can't just stick it into a close saddlebag, then leave it at home, at a kennel, or let someone in a car follow you with it.

*My opinion on the above applies to: cats, snakes, lizards, hamsters, ferrets, ducks, turtles and anything else you feel you might want to take with you on your bike!

EDIT: scratch out ferret. Those should just be exterminated to begin with. Long, stinky, rats that chew up everything...NEVER date a girl with a ferret...now matter how hot she looks...
 
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Old Aug 5, 2009 | 01:19 PM
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+1 on the ferret girl dating thing. However, ferrets themselves could be useful as a tailgater deterrent. Instead of tossing a spark plug or a lug nut or a handful of ball bearings (as I was taught) just toss a ferret over your shoulder.
 
Old Aug 5, 2009 | 01:45 PM
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theres a guy here in town that takes his dog every were its a bigger size small dog almost med sized he has some 1970's looking goldwing bike hes got a milk crate bolted to some brakets and a short leash on the dog he said its solid as a rock and the dog jsut sits there tounge flapin in the wind
 
Old Aug 5, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by panic_fan
+1 on the ferret girl dating thing. However, ferrets themselves could be useful as a tailgater deterrent. Instead of tossing a spark plug or a lug nut or a handful of ball bearings (as I was taught) just toss a ferret over your shoulder.
lmfao^^^ ha ha ha ha
 
Old Aug 5, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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Micro fiber cloth on the tank, pug in the middle, then 2 bungee cords on top. She'll have a shiny tank and a happy dog all in one shot.
 
Old Aug 5, 2009 | 02:16 PM
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first pic is the dog Riley. next is me and my GF in Lake George (she'd kill me if i posted anything else, sorry boys). my GF would have Riley on her bike
 
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Borderman, we have pugs too...



I am in the process of building a carrier for the back of my Road King similar to these.





Here's Otis waiting patiently for me to get it finished...


How bout some pics of the finished product
 
Old Aug 5, 2009 | 03:30 PM
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BeastRiders. She is assuming the dog will like it.
 

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