Is it just me??
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From: WACO
A young bull and a old bull were standing on a hill. The farmer pulled up in the pasture and unloaded a bunch of hot young heifers. The young bull said lets run down there and fuc(k) one of them. The old bull said. Lets walk down there and fuc(k) all of them. As ya get older life changes. My get up and go has got up and went. It don't mean ya still can't have fun. Lighten up and take it easy. Ain't none of us getting out alive.
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From: Forest Lake, Mn
Twist a 'fatty', kick a pan, ring the "Ride Bell", and RIDE.
The REST takes care o' itself.
WORRYING is jus' like a "rockin' chair", it gives ya sumtin to do, BUT you aint never goin' ta git anyware. (This FROM my 18 yr old, when He and I drove to Cleveland to pick up his 'new' BMW motor, and I was stewing 'bout the winter weather we were driving back into on the way home.)
Would NOT sell what I have seen, done and experienced for a million dollars, BUT I wouldn't give you a dime, to do it over, AGAIN.
57 yrs YOUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
OLD COOT, with an OLD SCOOT(or 2, or 3), combined, 102 yrs, throw in the 2nd scoot, 134 yrs. NOW throw in the 3rd, 185 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADD in the 4th, 198.
"To become OLD and WISE, One MUST first be, YOUNG and DUMMMM."
Looks like some o' y'all got the second part, RIGHT !!!!
IF it weren't for those BEFORE you, you'd have NO ROADS to ride on.
Some say life is like a fine wine, get's better with age, MINE appears to be more like MILK !!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha
The REST takes care o' itself.
WORRYING is jus' like a "rockin' chair", it gives ya sumtin to do, BUT you aint never goin' ta git anyware. (This FROM my 18 yr old, when He and I drove to Cleveland to pick up his 'new' BMW motor, and I was stewing 'bout the winter weather we were driving back into on the way home.)
Would NOT sell what I have seen, done and experienced for a million dollars, BUT I wouldn't give you a dime, to do it over, AGAIN.
57 yrs YOUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
OLD COOT, with an OLD SCOOT(or 2, or 3), combined, 102 yrs, throw in the 2nd scoot, 134 yrs. NOW throw in the 3rd, 185 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADD in the 4th, 198.
"To become OLD and WISE, One MUST first be, YOUNG and DUMMMM."
Looks like some o' y'all got the second part, RIGHT !!!!
IF it weren't for those BEFORE you, you'd have NO ROADS to ride on.
Some say life is like a fine wine, get's better with age, MINE appears to be more like MILK !!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha
Last edited by Da Gumpmeister; Nov 4, 2009 at 07:38 AM.
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