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So I'm riding along this stretch of lonely road near the everglades (Florida)
When I see something in the road taking up most of my lane of this 2 lane road. I slow down and stop to see a 6 foot Alligator blocking my way.
He's definetly alive, and just sunning himself. If I change lanes and try to
go in front of his snout he'll definitely bite something, me or the bike. Either way the bike and I will be down with a pissed off alligator wanting to bite something again. I can't go behind him due to steep grass ditch.
Question: Do any of you southern riders have any ideas? This time it was
just a ride. Next time I might be going somewhere and have to get thru.
This time the 'Gator won and I turned around. I didn't have any food with me to lure him off the road. I don't make a habit of carrying roadkill with me.
i've run across that same problem before. i just went around. gators aren't what the media makes them out to be. if you just came at it at normal driving speed in front of it he would have been scared away and turned around into the ditch.
cows on the other hand...
they don't move... and they total bikes... and they hurt like a ****...
don't ask.
What you should of did, was park the bike, and jump on the gators back and seen if you could hold on for 8 seconds, I have heard it refered to as "the transplanted yankee rodeo".
But seriously, I hear they are some good eatin
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