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Damn serious looking (as compared to the French War Motorcycle....that scooter could have a tactical nuclear warhead, and it would still be hilarious!), even if steering could be a bit complicated. Attitude counts.
And yes, give me a lecture on why this belongs in 'off-topic', 'jokes'... or something. It's winter, give me a break!
Hey Dude, I've been to NZ...and more specifically, Napier. Does it ever stop raining there, and why did god put so many beautiful women on two small islands? Was it the beer?
It ain't a scooter, but the germans now in their inventory have a scout tracked vehicle that only holds 2 men, but goes like nobody's business. Very cool. Has a main gun, but it's small, something like a 25mm.
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