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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 02:47 AM
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I have floated many an air biscuit whilst riding;perhaps easiest on a Softail. However, if you bust a frapper while waiting for a light, especially here in Florida on a hot day, the pipes bake the flatula into a wondrous aroma that is not soon forgotten. That's why I don't run heat sheilds; it reduces the stench factor tremendously. I have even done an actual loaf pitch while on my sled, because I was at my GF & thought I could make it home (5 miles). Actually made the ride kinda warm, except when the dookie hit the pipes after sliding down my leg, it fried itself, & this was a Close Encounter of the TURD kind!!
 
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Dickey, thanks a lot. Nothing brings a smile early in the morning like the thought of a frying fart and a toasting turd.
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 06:15 AM
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Ever felt a bubble in between your *** clevage that you couldn't get rid of...Say about a mile or two later then it popped for no whatsoever reasons, LOL.

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6 Grease Burgers - $5.50
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A Rotten Beer Fart, at a light, on a hot summer day, with a convertible in tow - PRICELESS!
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 06:52 AM
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Dickey you my Bro are a sick man,funny as hell but very sick.
When you gotta fart raise up a little, let her rip and share it with your passenger.
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by dickey
I have floated many an air biscuit whilst riding;perhaps easiest on a Softail. However, if you bust a frapper while waiting for a light, especially here in Florida on a hot day, the pipes bake the flatula into a wondrous aroma that is not soon forgotten. That's why I don't run heat sheilds; it reduces the stench factor tremendously. I have even done an actual loaf pitch while on my sled, because I was at my GF & thought I could make it home (5 miles). Actually made the ride kinda warm, except when the dookie hit the pipes after sliding down my leg, it fried itself, & this was a Close Encounter of the TURD kind!!
Damn, laughed so hard, now my oatmeal is all over the keyboard.
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 07:02 AM
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farting while riding can be very dangerous especially if the boss lady is on the back
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 07:12 AM
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I did`nt know you were aloud to fart while scooting - I`ll have to try it. I mean the gov`t regulates every other aspect of our lives I thought they protected us from farting too.
 
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Old Aug 11, 2010 | 07:35 AM
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farting while riding can be very dangerous especially if the boss lady is on the back

Tell me about it!! I pulled that stunt on our way to Cap May over the weekend. I got cracked up side the Helmet. Thank god for New Jersey Helmet laws LMAO!!
 
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 08:36 AM
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Yeah you can not do it while sitting normal, you have to lean and lift one cheek LOL! I just did this last night a few times and the wifey was on the back and was like STOP IT LOL!
 



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