ever try this while riding?

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Aug 11, 2010 | 08:46 AM

#21

dan conner

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is it still a fart if it only leaves a small stain on your underwear? seems like it would just be a wet fart, unless it goes thru your underwear, jeans, and shows up on the seat.

Aug 11, 2010 | 08:48 AM

#22

cromagnon

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One of my favorite things about floorboards is you can plant your feet firmly and lift your *** slightly then ....... never mind ....... as my wife always says ..... how old are you anyway?

Aug 11, 2010 | 10:20 AM

#23

Cajun King

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Originally Posted by cromagnon

One of my favorite things about floorboards is you can plant your feet firmly and lift your *** slightly then ....... never mind ....... as my wife always says ..... how old are you anyway?

I have been known to stand on my floorboards and crop dust for a couple of hundred yards.

Aug 11, 2010 | 10:42 AM

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Turbo Turtle

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Damn Cajun, My eyes are watering from laughing so hard. kinda stupid thread but it made my morning!

I thought the OP was "banned"

how does one keep posting if their banned??

Aug 11, 2010 | 11:17 AM

#25

cricket1116

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This thread has had some funny posts....thanks for the laugh guys.

Aug 11, 2010 | 11:24 AM

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tx-skydiver

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Originally Posted by larry harding

farting while riding can be very dangerous especially if the boss lady is on the back

The trick is to reach down and adjust your pantleg near your boot. She thinks that is what you are doing but you and I know that we are blowing ***. It raises one cheek up perfectly.

She thinks I'm a gentleman. I sure wouldn't want to destroy that vision for her.

Aug 11, 2010 | 11:30 AM

#27

pretz

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Originally Posted by bob the snake

first, ain't ain't a word and it's not proove it's PROVE. pretty clever huh?

Try again Buckwheat...

ain't |ānt| informal
contraction of
• am not; are not; is not : if it ain't broke, don't fix it. [ORIGIN: originally representing London dialect.]
• has not; have not : they ain't got nothing to say. [ORIGIN: from dialect hain't.]
USAGE The use of ain't was widespread in the 18th century and is still perfectly normal in many dialects and informal contexts in both North America and Britain. Today, however, it does not form part of standard English and should not be used in formal contexts.