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Old Sep 12, 2006 | 10:43 PM
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So there we were, my brother my nephew,and myself, outside wawa's having coffee standing next to our rides and this little old lady, about 70 walks up to us and asked if we smoke pot. Bikers rite, but I knew what she was talking about rite away. Seems a friend of her's also 70 has cancer and needs a bit of cannibis to help with the vomiting. You see I to am surviving cancer, but was unable to help, just thought it funny that she pick us to ask,being harley duds.
 
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 10:53 PM
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you mean you Harley duds couldnt go out and find some for that lil ole lady? come on! you duds should have helped her out!
 
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 11:14 PM
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LOL! Too bad you couldn't hook her up - Would have really sucked if you had hooked her up and she was undercover vice

We were camping with our good friends weekend before last. My friend Todd's family was there too, including his Mom & Dad and his Grandmother (79). Had never met his Grandma before, great lady. I was wearing an HD T-shirt one day and she asked me if I had a "motor". I said "yes Maam" and she asked if I'd take her for a ride. She went on to tell me she's always wanted to ride a Harley and her deceased husband wouldn't let her. I still thought she was kinda joking around with me but her Daughter & Son-in-law (Todd's parents) said she was dead serious. "She's always wanted to go for a ride on a Harley". Well, I cleared it with them and agreed to find a day to cruise up to Knoxville and take her for a spin. Looks like I'm committed, should be a good time.

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Old Sep 12, 2006 | 11:15 PM
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Granny wants the ganja.
 
Old Sep 13, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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She should have hit you with her cane and said "Puff Puff Pass"
 
Old Sep 13, 2006 | 01:51 PM
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She should have hit you with her cane and said "Puff Puff Pass"
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Old Sep 13, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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Yeah I know what ya'll mean 'bout theese old folks.........

Me and this gandmother where having a great time talking
about her older days as a wild child, so to use her terminology
I asked her if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz and she
said no! but she had been swung around by the **** a few times!!!!!!!!
 
Old Sep 13, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Way back when I was in the Navy and hitch-hiking home for the weekend, I got picked up by an old phart - very nice guy. He asked me, "You one a them guys what smokes marijuana?" I just sort of hemmed and hawed a little and so then he says, "I been smoking weed since 19 and 29." 1929! This guy had been getting stoned for something like 45 years! [sm=smiley20.gif]Cracked me up, seems he was a musician and then I understood.
 
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Yeah I know what ya'll mean 'bout theese old folks.........

Me and this gandmother where having a great time talking
about her older days as a wild child, so to use her terminology
I asked her if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz and she
said no! but she had been swung around by the **** a few times!!!!!!!!
now thats funny![sm=icon_rofl.gif]
 
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Yeah I know what ya'll mean 'bout theese old folks.........

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about her older days as a wild child, so to use her terminology
I asked her if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz and she
said no! but she had been swung around by the **** a few times!!!!!!!!
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