Have you considered getting divorced?
Riding Strength
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From: Kentucky
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From: Bedford Nova Scotia Canada
Well how much do you jerk off a day, that will help you decide which bike to get.
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
Disclaimer: No one jerked off or was harmed during this post. If you are offended please relax and remember it's just a joke... or is it?
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
Disclaimer: No one jerked off or was harmed during this post. If you are offended please relax and remember it's just a joke... or is it?
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From: Wilkes Co.- N.C.
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Actually, riding a Harley takes less strength than riding a metric. On a Harley, you don't have to pedal so damn fast to keep up with your friends who ride Harleys!!! Harleys also stear easier in the curves and twisties than metrics as well.
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You shouldn't worry about lifting the bike. Your self-esteem, however.........could use a lift.
You wouldn't happen to be that guy on the Geico commercial, would you? You know, the one where yellow makes you sad?
You wouldn't happen to be that guy on the Geico commercial, would you? You know, the one where yellow makes you sad?
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Get the "Ride Like A Pro" DVD and watch the woman whip around her 800lb Screaming Eagle Ultra like it's moped.
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dude bro guy you're all into mma so you're good to go dude man broseph. everyone knows you get jacked as **** watching randy couture videos in your mom's basement.
but seriously, if you're as big a bitch as your wife thinks you are, hit the gym
edit to add: is the above picture your wife?
but seriously, if you're as big a bitch as your wife thinks you are, hit the gym
edit to add: is the above picture your wife?
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From: Near Frankenmuth, MI
When looking for your ride be certain you can comfortably sit in the seat and place both feet flat on the floor. Too many buy the bike they want and discover there is a height issue with being able to safely and securely touch the ground. Some lower the bike, some lower the seat if the model you like is too "tall".
And the taller baggers with tour accessories are more top heavy and harder to keep balanced than some other models.
These two key elements can be the difference in Life and death, or dumping the bike while stopping or stopped. Low speed maneuvers are always the most difficult part of the riding experience.
And the taller baggers with tour accessories are more top heavy and harder to keep balanced than some other models.
These two key elements can be the difference in Life and death, or dumping the bike while stopping or stopped. Low speed maneuvers are always the most difficult part of the riding experience.