Too funny.
I agree
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Well how much do you jerk off a day, that will help you decide which bike to get.
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
Disclaimer: No one jerked off or was harmed during this post. If you are offended please relax and remember it's just a joke... or is it?
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
Disclaimer: No one jerked off or was harmed during this post. If you are offended please relax and remember it's just a joke... or is it?
Last edited by PigInaBlanket; Jan 19, 2011 at 08:20 PM.
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Riding isn't the problem. Dropping it at a red light in the middle of traffic and trying to get it up by yourself (after all the embarrassment) is another story.
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Well how much do you jerk off a day, that will help you decide which bike to get.
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
If you do it just about every day then get a bagger.
If you do it maybe twice a week get a Softail
If you never jack off and always have women throwing themselves at you and you are laid at least 4 times a week get a Dyna.
If you like men get a VRod
If you are not sure what sex is then get a Sportster.
Hope this helps.
