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Old May 26, 2011 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
Guess he was in a hurry to take her home and nail her before she sobered up.
+1 on that
 
Old May 26, 2011 | 10:11 PM
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Need to mount a trailer hitch ball to her seat.
 
Old May 26, 2011 | 10:14 PM
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Velcro only works if she's pantiless, and left more than a landing strip after her last shave.
 
Old May 26, 2011 | 10:42 PM
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Was It me that you saw. Last summer coming from the bar. I was not drinking at all by the way. She had a couple to many long islands and I didnt even notice how drunk she was until we were on the bike ready to go. Neither of us are big time drinkers so im sure it just crept up on her. It was only about a 10 mile right home. About half way home were just riding at about 50 mph down a straight country road and I all the sudden feel the bike lean a little to the right. She a light girl 5''7'' 130 lbs so nothing drastic. I turned my head to the side to ask her if she was ok. As soon as I turned my head a little it took my right ear out the wind and I could hear her puking. I immediatly pulled off the road and let her finish. She never said a word about being sick and didnt get one drop on the bike. Shes a good girl.
 
Old May 26, 2011 | 10:52 PM
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Sounds like the dude is good fella, taking care of his ol lady. My only request when my wife mounts the bike is for her to be sure I acknowledge her intentions. She places her hand on my shoulder to let me know she intends to mount up, when I'm ready, I give her a nod of the head. She rides horses all the time, so she is graceful when she mounts the bike and makes it look effortless.
 
Old May 26, 2011 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by brutalbrad
For you guys that ride two up regularly. I saw a couple come out of the bar a while back ride was fine, however his ol lady was lit. He got on is bike started it up then as he was sitting there she just kept trying to get on several attempt [well maybe two] she finally got her leg over. finally they rode off.

I'm thinking that could be a pain if the *** for him driving that bike was someone drunk on the back!
Simple.... lean back on her, pin her to the back rest, and drive.
 
Old May 27, 2011 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 71FLH
Need to mount a trailer hitch ball to her seat.
Would she need 2 5/16" ball ?.
 
Old May 27, 2011 | 08:28 PM
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Thinkin she might not be riding with me. Sounds like an accident waiting to hapen
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 08:50 PM
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Drunk chicks on back stories.
Deja vu. Had one drunk chick pounding my back to go faster, said I had it pinned, then she threatened to jump.
Then there was the one whoscreamed, "Oh I came", when I accelerated hard around a curve.
Just kidding about her threatening to jump.
 
Old May 28, 2011 | 06:07 AM
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Back in the day, my wife and I were out with friends and when we left the bar we went to a resturant for breakfast. On the way home she wraped her arms around my waist and fell asleep on my back. I just leaned forward a little and took it easy on corners till we got home. It worked out pretty well but her weight on my back and me leaning forward like that was kinda uncomfortable. About a 15 or so mile ride.
 



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