Cool HD Advice?
You're describing yourself Everett. Why don't you tell the members here what you told the members over on the other HD forum? You know, how you use a little pink baseball bat to break the windows of cars that "violate your space". Also, how you kick off the mirrors of those cars and then turn around and go back and get them -- for your "mirror collection" in your garage. Everett Morash of Saskatoon, you are a true internet tough guy. If anyone wants a link to the other forum and what "tough guy things" Everett has to say over there, just PM me.
Tim jankovski. I suggest you google me. It you haven't already. Your a the wallet rider. You put on your uniform and try to escape your everyday dead end job. All you see is your cubicle and a never-ending pile of paper. You crack me up.
I am alot of things but liar isn't one of them. Insurance salesman. Ha. Jealousy. Wishing you were a something. Too funny.
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Actually, "liar" is one of your defining characteristics. The "pink baseball bat" used to smash car windows has got to be one of the stupidest lies we've heard. Go back over there on the other H-D forum and and see the responses to your stories. It's pretty funny. 
I love the way you condescend to the newbies here in their introduction posts. Way to go Everett! Let's see, you've been here since last summer (first Harley) and you post 10 times a day, and that makes you part of the Brotherhood? If you don't have anything nice to say in the introduction threads, try this: don't post at all there.
I love the way you condescend to the newbies here in their introduction posts. Way to go Everett! Let's see, you've been here since last summer (first Harley) and you post 10 times a day, and that makes you part of the Brotherhood?
If you don't have anything nice to say in the introduction threads, try this: don't post at all there.
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I never gave a **** what was cool or not. Hell--I got a 1960's haircut, don't wear knee-shorts,and my hat is on the right way.
My car only has a cassette player, my truck has a big,gas guzzling hope-the-tree-huggers-find-it-offensive- V8 motor! My home stereo includes (among other old school things) a turntable & reel-to-reel,my house is furnished in 50s & 60s kitsch, my kitchen phone has a (OMG!)ROTARY DIAL, and both of my FL bikes have (GASP!) 16" FRONT WHEELS!! HEAVEN FORBID!!
I don't text, and I despise Smart phones with a passion! I have no chrome covers on my bikes,no Willie G skulls,no "Live to Ride"crap, and no Big Radius pipes, no apes, and GOD FORBID no Heritage bars on my RKC. I will NEVER have a 21" front wheel on an FL front end,never "stretch" anything on my bikes,will never cover a functional part with a chrome cover,never own a StreetGlide or RoadGlide or ANY fairing bike for that matter, and absolutely never EVER own a bike in a denim color. And CHOLOS!!!?? Yea;RIGHT!!! To me heavy metal is Led Zeppelin, Country is Merle Haggard,and jazz ain't Kenny G. Rap is something you do on the front door,. or the steering wheel in traffic. I don't like any TV shows in the last 20 years, and I think 'The Honeymooners" & "All In The Family" are the funniest shows on the air. I hate anything "green", especially Smart Cars & Priuses, and I wish they'ld outlaw SUVs. I think kids should be named Mary & Sue & Becky & Steve & Joe & John, not Dylan,Cody,Madison,Britney,and (cheese & rice!) Nevaeh. In God I Trust,The American Flag should be flown over all others,I shouldn't have to "press 1 for English", and Harley should NOT have a "Taiwan 100th anniversary" paint scheme. I don't do DVRs,DVDs,MP3s,SUVs,MREs,LLCs,HOVs,GEDs,GPSs,IPODs ,Kindles,Notebooks,or any of that makes-you-dependant-on-it crap. If I can't read a map, I shouldn't be behind the wheel (or bars,) listening to some stupid disembodied voice come out of a little box telling me how to go 10 miles out of my way to go 5 blocks. And, **** on a Kindle! I wanna feel a book & smell the paper & ink. I wanna hear music come out of my big oversized powered-by-Marantz-and-Onkyo Cerwin-Vegas, not a pair of wimpy-*** ear buds. And--if someone with one of those douchebaggy lookin' Bluetooth earpieces says something to me in public--I shake my head, point to my ear, and make a sound like Marlee Matlin.. If Mr. Self-important "gotta-have-the-latest-trendy-***-electronic-piece-of-crap" douchepipe wants to talk to me, he can take the friggin' thing outta his ear first. AND LOSE THE FRIGGIN EVIAN BOTTLE there,Brianna!
Point is--I never was, ain't,and never will do what is considered "trendy" I march to the beat of my own drummer. I don't give a crud if people think I am not "with it". And at least I can look at myself in the mirror & say--"there goes one unhip dude"! And be proud to be an oddball in a world of lemmings.
There. Now I feel better! Nothing like a nice crap & a good rant to make the day!
My car only has a cassette player, my truck has a big,gas guzzling hope-the-tree-huggers-find-it-offensive- V8 motor! My home stereo includes (among other old school things) a turntable & reel-to-reel,my house is furnished in 50s & 60s kitsch, my kitchen phone has a (OMG!)ROTARY DIAL, and both of my FL bikes have (GASP!) 16" FRONT WHEELS!! HEAVEN FORBID!!
I don't text, and I despise Smart phones with a passion! I have no chrome covers on my bikes,no Willie G skulls,no "Live to Ride"crap, and no Big Radius pipes, no apes, and GOD FORBID no Heritage bars on my RKC. I will NEVER have a 21" front wheel on an FL front end,never "stretch" anything on my bikes,will never cover a functional part with a chrome cover,never own a StreetGlide or RoadGlide or ANY fairing bike for that matter, and absolutely never EVER own a bike in a denim color. And CHOLOS!!!?? Yea;RIGHT!!! To me heavy metal is Led Zeppelin, Country is Merle Haggard,and jazz ain't Kenny G. Rap is something you do on the front door,. or the steering wheel in traffic. I don't like any TV shows in the last 20 years, and I think 'The Honeymooners" & "All In The Family" are the funniest shows on the air. I hate anything "green", especially Smart Cars & Priuses, and I wish they'ld outlaw SUVs. I think kids should be named Mary & Sue & Becky & Steve & Joe & John, not Dylan,Cody,Madison,Britney,and (cheese & rice!) Nevaeh. In God I Trust,The American Flag should be flown over all others,I shouldn't have to "press 1 for English", and Harley should NOT have a "Taiwan 100th anniversary" paint scheme. I don't do DVRs,DVDs,MP3s,SUVs,MREs,LLCs,HOVs,GEDs,GPSs,IPODs ,Kindles,Notebooks,or any of that makes-you-dependant-on-it crap. If I can't read a map, I shouldn't be behind the wheel (or bars,) listening to some stupid disembodied voice come out of a little box telling me how to go 10 miles out of my way to go 5 blocks. And, **** on a Kindle! I wanna feel a book & smell the paper & ink. I wanna hear music come out of my big oversized powered-by-Marantz-and-Onkyo Cerwin-Vegas, not a pair of wimpy-*** ear buds. And--if someone with one of those douchebaggy lookin' Bluetooth earpieces says something to me in public--I shake my head, point to my ear, and make a sound like Marlee Matlin.. If Mr. Self-important "gotta-have-the-latest-trendy-***-electronic-piece-of-crap" douchepipe wants to talk to me, he can take the friggin' thing outta his ear first. AND LOSE THE FRIGGIN EVIAN BOTTLE there,Brianna!
Point is--I never was, ain't,and never will do what is considered "trendy" I march to the beat of my own drummer. I don't give a crud if people think I am not "with it". And at least I can look at myself in the mirror & say--"there goes one unhip dude"! And be proud to be an oddball in a world of lemmings.
There. Now I feel better! Nothing like a nice crap & a good rant to make the day!
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Cool HD advise??? Try this on for size!!
You be You and do what you want as long as it don't hurt someone or get your az locked up!
You be You and do what you want as long as it don't hurt someone or get your az locked up!
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I do too--it's just that everyone has them nowadays,and when everyone has something, it tends to lose it's cache'. Actually, I think they would look smokin' on my Fatty,and thinkin' of getting 'em, but not lookin' forward to runnin' the wire extensions through the bars.
"Trendy" is what everyone is doing at the time. Nothing wrong with it IF you're doin' it 'cause you like it, not 'cause everybody's doin' it!
"Trendy" is what everyone is doing at the time. Nothing wrong with it IF you're doin' it 'cause you like it, not 'cause everybody's doin' it!
We were cool until we stopped giving a crap.