Sad thing here.
Not to p*ss you off. Just to let you know you need to get the bike ready cause the warm weather is coming.
So, when's the warm weather get here????
HOLY CRAP!! making fun of rubs, posers, wannabes, clog wearers, new leather wearers, milk drinkers, etc...just fine; however, start poking fun at Texans and i'm shutting down the internet. some things you just don't do. as to you okies,
Q. How can you tell a smart Okie from a dumb Okie?
A. Their out-of-state license plate.[sm=groupwave.gif]
Q. What are the three best things to come out of Oklahoma?
A. I-35, I-40, and I-44. [sm=happybounce.gif]
Happiness is 10,000 Texans headed south with an Okie under each arm.
Another popular one.
Let's divide Alaska in half... Then there would be two states bigger than Texas.
Thank God I'm an Okie
Why is Texas still a part of the United States???
Because Oklahoma sux!



Ah hell, I ain't that mean. J/K!
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"Theyâre mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"Thatâs a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said
"Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont,New York and Texas, but weâre not having any of thatcrap in Oklahoma."
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