close call
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[quote=Ghosteh;11567552]Meanwhile, over on the Prius forum...
"[GREEN PLANET wrote:] The other day, I was driving past that gawd-awful motorcycle store today, following some fool on one of those noisy Harley Davidsins who was going half the speed limit and not paying attention to traffic. I was beeping my horn and had my flashers on to change lanes, but the brain-dead azzhat was watching some woman with a low-cut top jogging and he couldn't hear me honking over his loud, noxious exhaust. (why do they all take the mufflers off those things?)
Finally there was enough space to get over just before my turn, so I switched lanes carefully. As soon as I did, the moron gives his dirty, petrol engine MORE gas, and goes zooming towards my bumper! Then he braked real hard and gave me a dirty glare like it was my fault! I was so scared that he was going to scratch my beautiful seafoam green paint! So I leaned out the window and yelled for him to keep his eyes on the road and drive carefully. I'm sure he couldn't hear me with all that noise and smoke belching out of his dirty baby-killing machine. Anyway, I rolled up my window and turned on Selene Dion and went to my happy place. I can't believe I have to deal with idiots like this on a daily basis!
Has anyone else had to deal with these 2-wheeled Republicans with a death wish? I just hate Harley riders! Why can't they at least wear helmets and orange vests like the nice people on BMW motorcycles? I think they are just jealous that they are tied to their greasy, gasoline-sucking machines and are not free and independent like us hybrid drivers!
Anyway, rant over. Drive safely & save the planet!"
Sarcasm I presume, otherwise just another dick...
"[GREEN PLANET wrote:] The other day, I was driving past that gawd-awful motorcycle store today, following some fool on one of those noisy Harley Davidsins who was going half the speed limit and not paying attention to traffic. I was beeping my horn and had my flashers on to change lanes, but the brain-dead azzhat was watching some woman with a low-cut top jogging and he couldn't hear me honking over his loud, noxious exhaust. (why do they all take the mufflers off those things?)
Finally there was enough space to get over just before my turn, so I switched lanes carefully. As soon as I did, the moron gives his dirty, petrol engine MORE gas, and goes zooming towards my bumper! Then he braked real hard and gave me a dirty glare like it was my fault! I was so scared that he was going to scratch my beautiful seafoam green paint! So I leaned out the window and yelled for him to keep his eyes on the road and drive carefully. I'm sure he couldn't hear me with all that noise and smoke belching out of his dirty baby-killing machine. Anyway, I rolled up my window and turned on Selene Dion and went to my happy place. I can't believe I have to deal with idiots like this on a daily basis!
Has anyone else had to deal with these 2-wheeled Republicans with a death wish? I just hate Harley riders! Why can't they at least wear helmets and orange vests like the nice people on BMW motorcycles? I think they are just jealous that they are tied to their greasy, gasoline-sucking machines and are not free and independent like us hybrid drivers!
Anyway, rant over. Drive safely & save the planet!"
Sarcasm I presume, otherwise just another dick...
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