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Typical Harley rider
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From: Michigan
I probably would have said something stupid like
" NICE LEGS BABY!! Why don't you hope on the bitch seat of my bike."
or something even more stupid like call him a "typical Bitch" would have been funny at the time.
" NICE LEGS BABY!! Why don't you hope on the bitch seat of my bike."
or something even more stupid like call him a "typical Bitch" would have been funny at the time.
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Was in little cafe' last summer,two guys roll up on Beemers,wearing the typical Euro gear,Nehru collars and all. They sit at the table next to me,and one looks me up and down,I'm in black jeans and a Langlitz jacket,enigneer boots. He says "What is with you Harley guys,anyway"? I bust out laughing,and after composing myself,I say "Well,I guess we'd rather ride motorcycles than sewing machines". Set my cup down and walked out,they weren't laughing.
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I would have responded with, in a loud voice, "I'm sorry, my REAL motorcycle is loud, and I can't hear what you're saying," which wouldn't be too far from the truth. Or, I would have pulled out my android and showed him that picture of the dude's foot after he crashed with sandals on.
My friend's teen saw a picture of my bike and said, "ugh, that's a stupid beer bike." I guess his rationale is that anything with apes is only good for going from bar to bar. This coming from a kid who has never ridden any type of motorcycle and whose dad has only ridden crotch rockets.
My friend's teen saw a picture of my bike and said, "ugh, that's a stupid beer bike." I guess his rationale is that anything with apes is only good for going from bar to bar. This coming from a kid who has never ridden any type of motorcycle and whose dad has only ridden crotch rockets.