Smoked out
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Road Warrior
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From: Saint George, Utah
Smoked out
Riding to work this mornin behind a souped up Dodge, and the rotten SOB looked in his mirror and stomped on the gas to leave behind a huge plume of black smoke almost a 1/2 block long. [:@] \\;Not the first time this same Dodge owner has done this to me. This time, right before he did it, I had a throatful of lung \\;cheese that I was about to dispose of when he released his trucks fury on me. Needless to say, I saved it for him. I caught up to his rotten *** at the light and when he grinned at me I unleashed the quart of saliva and cheese in his face. 
 \\;As he proceeded to exit his vehicle I told him if he ever did that to me again, I'd find his truck and give it the water treatment, \\; the light turned green and I burned rubber out of there. I guess a ccw gives you more confidence than it should.
 \\;Man I've come to really HATE Dodges.
 \\;As he proceeded to exit his vehicle I told him if he ever did that to me again, I'd find his truck and give it the water treatment, \\; the light turned green and I burned rubber out of there. I guess a ccw gives you more confidence than it should. \\;Man I've come to really HATE Dodges.
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From: Berwick, Pa
RE: Smoked out
ORIGINAL: Binny
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I was thinking the very same thing.
Also, maybe Utah should rethink it's CCW permits. Someone like that should not be allowed to carry.....in my opinion.
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From: Plattsburgh, NY
RE: Smoked out
Thats ****ing gross, I probably would have pulled my truck infront of your bike so you couldn't run and clotheslined your *** off of it with my door.... Spit that **** on the ground and just go man, maybe flip him off but only a bitch spits in someones face...
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From: Brentwood TN
RE: Smoked out
ORIGINAL: Sick1200
Riding to work this mornin behind a souped up Dodge, and the rotten SOB looked in his mirror and stomped on the gas to leave behind a huge plume of black smoke almost a 1/2 block long. [:@] \\;\\\\\\;Not the first time this same Dodge owner has done this to me. This time, right before he did it, I had a throatful of lung \\;\\\\\\;cheese that I was about to dispose of when he released his trucks fury on me. Needless to say, I saved it for him. I caught up to his rotten *** at the light and when he grinned at me I unleashed the quart of saliva and cheese in his face. \\;\\\\\\;As he proceeded to exit his vehicle I told him if he ever did that to me again, I'd find his truck and give it the water treatment, \\;\\\\\\; the light turned green and I burned rubber out of there. I guess a ccw gives you more confidence than it should. \\;\\\\\\;Man I've come to really HATE Dodges.
Riding to work this mornin behind a souped up Dodge, and the rotten SOB looked in his mirror and stomped on the gas to leave behind a huge plume of black smoke almost a 1/2 block long. [:@] \\;\\\\\\;Not the first time this same Dodge owner has done this to me. This time, right before he did it, I had a throatful of lung \\;\\\\\\;cheese that I was about to dispose of when he released his trucks fury on me. Needless to say, I saved it for him. I caught up to his rotten *** at the light and when he grinned at me I unleashed the quart of saliva and cheese in his face.
 \\;\\\\\\;As he proceeded to exit his vehicle I told him if he ever did that to me again, I'd find his truck and give it the water treatment, \\;\\\\\\; the light turned green and I burned rubber out of there. I guess a ccw gives you more confidence than it should. \\;\\\\\\;Man I've come to really HATE Dodges.
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Road Warrior
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From: Saint George, Utah
RE: Smoked out
ORIGINAL: kahaone
I was thinking the very same thing.
Also, maybe Utah should rethink it's CCW permits. Someone like that should not be allowed to carry.....in my opinion.
I was thinking the very same thing.
Also, maybe Utah should rethink it's CCW permits. Someone like that should not be allowed to carry.....in my opinion.
Why? I didn't pull it on him. Hell, I didn't even threaten him with it. I just said it gives you more confidence than it should. Noting my own arrogance in that sentence. And if you'd been smoked out by the same guy numerous times.....well, let's just say you can only take so much.
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From: Grottoes Va.
RE: Smoked out
Dude, there are better ways to handle that. I understand he's a phallus,( in a cage while you are on a scoot.)The next time he might just slam on the brakes so you can eat his bumper, then sue you for damages. I know hard it is to stay calm when someone pisses you off like that but, think first, we don't need to hoist a beer for you before your time.
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RE: Smoked out
ORIGINAL: Zimbob
Dude, there are better ways to handle that. I understand he's a phallus,( in a cage while you are on a scoot.)The next time he might just slam on the brakes so you can eat his bumper, then sue you for damages. I know hard it is to stay calm when someone pisses you off like that but, think first, we don't need to hoist a beer for you before your time.
Dude, there are better ways to handle that. I understand he's a phallus,( in a cage while you are on a scoot.)The next time he might just slam on the brakes so you can eat his bumper, then sue you for damages. I know hard it is to stay calm when someone pisses you off like that but, think first, we don't need to hoist a beer for you before your time.
I hear ya loud n clear on that one. Like I said, this aint the first time, and I just couldn't take it no mores. When I was goin to school in Phoenix I woud ride with some 81's, hell they'd throw a fistful of bearings in a windshield at 80 mph for someone cuttin'em off. Hard to leave that mentality behind.
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Road Warrior
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From: Saint George, Utah
RE: Smoked out
ORIGINAL: Azwethinkweiz
Thats ****ing gross, I probably would have pulled my truck infront of your bike so you couldn't run and clotheslined your *** off of it with my door.... Spit that **** on the ground and just go man, maybe flip him off but only a bitch spits in someones face...
Thats ****ing gross, I probably would have pulled my truck infront of your bike so you couldn't run and clotheslined your *** off of it with my door.... Spit that **** on the ground and just go man, maybe flip him off but only a bitch spits in someones face...
Bitch huh? lol That's pretty funny comin from someone who listens to godsmack!
