Dave you know why that's funny? Because it's true. 
C'mon people...
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C'mon people...
Post something funny...make fun of me.....
Lets get some life going here.....
Wanna ride?
Where to?
Wanna hear about rides?
Where at?
Is it too hot?
or too cold??
Or is it too wet???
Gee....this place has become the epitome of depression...
Chuck... you've been out of town... Tell us somthing.
Glenn...same to you...Japan and not a word????
Jay...I know you like Lake City...But come on....
Let us know sumthin.....
Put some life into this place.....
Don't abandon it like sum baby daddy.....
All of you original people who have been here for years....only to run away like a scared little child.....and abandon this place like you are some unempoyable deadbeat.....
You need to post something...anything
All of you people who are new....newer...need to post something also....
OK...I will start naming names....
Dale....
Eddy...
Chuck...
Sickpuppy....Yeah, I know your real name, it just slipped my mind (wait 'till tomoorow)...OH...Jim....
Phil...
Dr. and Mr. Kohn...
And you two brothers.....Kimbo and Charley....
Cmon guys...post up and lets bring some life back!
Aw hell.....Want me to buy the drinks at the next GTG I post?
Is that what it will take??? Yeah, good luck......
Well....maybe it depends....post up and lets see how a trip to the keys works...I will buy drinks if I see enough posts....
BTW where did Gabe run off to?
AND....Phil, lets have a pipe bending contest....You supply the bender and 500 feet of pipe. If you win, I pay for your food and room...
Dang....it sounds like I am trying to get a GTG in key west or something....
Sometime around thanksgiving????
Any ideas????
Lets get some life going here.....
Wanna ride?
Where to?
Wanna hear about rides?
Where at?
Is it too hot?
or too cold??
Or is it too wet???
Gee....this place has become the epitome of depression...
Chuck... you've been out of town... Tell us somthing.
Glenn...same to you...Japan and not a word????
Jay...I know you like Lake City...But come on....
Let us know sumthin.....
Put some life into this place.....
Don't abandon it like sum baby daddy.....
All of you original people who have been here for years....only to run away like a scared little child.....and abandon this place like you are some unempoyable deadbeat.....
You need to post something...anything
All of you people who are new....newer...need to post something also....
OK...I will start naming names....
Dale....
Eddy...
Chuck...
Sickpuppy....Yeah, I know your real name, it just slipped my mind (wait 'till tomoorow)...OH...Jim....
Phil...
Dr. and Mr. Kohn...
And you two brothers.....Kimbo and Charley....
Cmon guys...post up and lets bring some life back!
Aw hell.....Want me to buy the drinks at the next GTG I post?
Is that what it will take??? Yeah, good luck......
Well....maybe it depends....post up and lets see how a trip to the keys works...I will buy drinks if I see enough posts....
BTW where did Gabe run off to?
AND....Phil, lets have a pipe bending contest....You supply the bender and 500 feet of pipe. If you win, I pay for your food and room...
Dang....it sounds like I am trying to get a GTG in key west or something....
Sometime around thanksgiving????
Any ideas????
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Well, Damn Chuck....I know it's 2 months away....Why don't you make plans for it? Not enough time??? Don't like me????Even with all the others that could be there???
Dude, I know I have a squeeky voice....and I ride a sporty.....but come on.....
Dude, I know I have a squeeky voice....and I ride a sporty.....but come on.....
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I have been banged up and going non-stop lately. I am ready for Ocala. I want to relax and ride with some good people and have a good time. I will be there if I have to crawl on my hands and knees all the way there.
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Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "189."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "143."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "58."
Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!"
The man answers, "189."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "143."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "58."
Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!"
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A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would like some extra chrome protection added to the bill. The young man is upset because he does not have the extra money, and is now afraid that the chrome will rust as soon as it gets wet. The dealer tells him not to worry. There is an old biker trick that will keep the chrome like new. All he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains - and everything will be fine. The young man happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointment time, he picks her up on his new Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family. And no one says a word.......
Next he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table and makes love to her in front of everyone. And no one says a word.....
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder relations. Yet no one says a word.....
By now he is getting very worried and is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his new Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
And the father says "Never mind! I'll do the dishes!"
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointment time, he picks her up on his new Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family. And no one says a word.......
Next he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table and makes love to her in front of everyone. And no one says a word.....
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder relations. Yet no one says a word.....
By now he is getting very worried and is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his new Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
And the father says "Never mind! I'll do the dishes!"
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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?
"God said, "Ah, yes. "
"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."
God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him to read.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed... " God said to Arthur.
"But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours."
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?
"God said, "Ah, yes. "
"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."
God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him to read.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed... " God said to Arthur.
"But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours."