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Old Feb 18, 2016 | 04:56 PM
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My father interviewed a apprentice "machinist" just out of school. My dad hands him a 6" scale and asks him how 64ths are in an inch.
The kid looked at the scale and replied: "I don't know, there must a million of them!"
Ill have to remember that one!
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Larry, are the freckles always part of the package?

Not always ... but she'd do.
 
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
Tell her to wait right there ... I'm a comin'
Ill get you a towel...
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 04:58 PM
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We have a sys admin that has a PhD and couldn't find his own **** with a search warrant
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 04:59 PM
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Great joke, Al. This fast paced thread often times finds gems atop the pile of slag.
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry
Good thing you didn't ask them about Whitworth !
What is a Whit worth?
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
What is a Whit worth?
Damn, Al, who gives a whit?
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Damn, Al, who gives a whit?
Hmmmmm. A whitty response.....
 
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Old Feb 18, 2016 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Hmmmmm. A whitty response.....
Yep, a TOAK staple,,,answer 'em quick, ya know....Whitty, whitty, bang bang!
 
Old Feb 18, 2016 | 05:25 PM
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(In my best Napoleon Dynamite voice)
"Yesssssssss"

 



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