2 out of 16, but workin on more.

 

When you park your bike between your wife's car and truck to protect it from debris when a hurricane is coming

 

Guilty of the following

1. Your Ol' Lady has ever asked you to "move the bike" so she could see the TV better.

2. You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.

3.Your best friends are named after reptiles.

4. You own more black T shirts than underwear.

6. Sturgis is your "Dream Vacation"

11. You buy your 3 yr old niece a Harley Davidson T shirt.

12. You can identify bugs by 'taste'.

13. You think BLACK and ORANGE would make nice house colors.

15. People KNOW you're a biker, even when you don't want them to.

16. One of your children or pets has "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.

 

Guilty as charged on all sixteen , some multiple offenses