Yu Know Yur A Biker IF: Part #1
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Yu Know Yur A Biker IF: Part #1
First in a 3 part series. Come back to see if YOU fit next time, if, by chance, I 'miss you' this time. 
If you are guilty, OR PROUD, feel FREE to post the #'s of your success/offense.
1. Your Ol' Lady has ever asked you to "move the bike" so she could see the TV better.
2. You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.
3.Your best friends are named after reptiles.
4. You own more black T shirts than underwear.
5. Taking your Ol' Lady on a 'cruise' means a 'putt' down the Interstate.
6. Sturgis is your "Dream Vacation"
7. You have ever quit a job to go to Sturgis
8. You ONLY took the job, to pay for your trip to Sturgis
9. Your only "3 Piece Suit" is a leather jacket, vest and chaps
10. Your Ol' Lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string over her head.
11. You buy your 3 yr old niece a Harley Davidson T shirt.
12. You can identify bugs by 'taste'.
13. You think BLACK and ORANGE would make nice house colors.
14. You think God invented winter just as a good time to get your bike painted.
15. People KNOW you're a biker, even when you don't want them to.
16. One of your children or pets has "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.
And LORD knows, with winter here, your's truly is sufferin' from a severe case of PMS............................
Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
Tune in Tomorrow, for Part 2.
And "NO!!!!" I did not forget ALL you Geezers on your GeezerGlides:
If you wanna ride a couch............................ STAY HOME!!!
If you are guilty, OR PROUD, feel FREE to post the #'s of your success/offense. 1. Your Ol' Lady has ever asked you to "move the bike" so she could see the TV better.
2. You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.
3.Your best friends are named after reptiles.
4. You own more black T shirts than underwear.
5. Taking your Ol' Lady on a 'cruise' means a 'putt' down the Interstate.
6. Sturgis is your "Dream Vacation"
7. You have ever quit a job to go to Sturgis
8. You ONLY took the job, to pay for your trip to Sturgis
9. Your only "3 Piece Suit" is a leather jacket, vest and chaps
10. Your Ol' Lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string over her head.
11. You buy your 3 yr old niece a Harley Davidson T shirt.
12. You can identify bugs by 'taste'.
13. You think BLACK and ORANGE would make nice house colors.
14. You think God invented winter just as a good time to get your bike painted.
15. People KNOW you're a biker, even when you don't want them to.
16. One of your children or pets has "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.
And LORD knows, with winter here, your's truly is sufferin' from a severe case of PMS............................
Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
Tune in Tomorrow, for Part 2.
And "NO!!!!" I did not forget ALL you Geezers on your GeezerGlides:
If you wanna ride a couch............................ STAY HOME!!!
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I'll add to the lsit.
If you use your vacant apartments for tire changes
All people ever see you doing is working on your bike
You don't own a car
You always grab your helemt prior to your wallet as you consider it your license.
Food for your baby(bike) comes first
You have more invested in your bike than your home
You can't for the rain as you enjoy people looking at you like your crazy when it is pouring
Your desk consists of a workbench in the garage
You spend more time in the garage than in the living room
If you use your vacant apartments for tire changes
All people ever see you doing is working on your bike
You don't own a car
You always grab your helemt prior to your wallet as you consider it your license.
Food for your baby(bike) comes first
You have more invested in your bike than your home
You can't for the rain as you enjoy people looking at you like your crazy when it is pouring
Your desk consists of a workbench in the garage
You spend more time in the garage than in the living room
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How many HDForums posts do you have to have to be considered a real genuine biker?
Last edited by carpetride; Jan 9, 2009 at 10:40 AM.
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