How to Keep a Biker Wife Happy

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Aug 10, 2009 | 07:30 AM

#11

BigGdawg

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Originally Posted by Roosterboots

It's marriage. NOTHING takes care of itself.

That's why I ain't in one no more.

Aug 10, 2009 | 10:28 AM

#12

justjohn

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Get a total wax on your body, make you look like a skink

Aug 13, 2009 | 11:07 AM

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DinoVelvet

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From: British Columbia

keep her on her back with her feet in the air

Aug 13, 2009 | 11:09 AM

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piasspj

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From: Central Illinois, Between I-80 and I-74

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Originally Posted by DinoVelvet

keep her on her back with her feet in the air

You have to let her up to cook, do the dishes and wash the bike.

Aug 13, 2009 | 11:12 AM

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DinoVelvet

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Originally Posted by piasspj

You have to let her up to cook, do the dishes and wash the bike.

no that's what the mistress is for

Aug 13, 2009 | 11:13 AM

#16

BiggDogg

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From: Morristown, NJ

I thought this was going to be a lubrication question. My bad!

Aug 13, 2009 | 11:25 AM

#17

bikergirl40

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Intriguing ... but I have a list of my own...
1) When wifey is off on a road trip on her own bike with HER friends and your stuck at home due to work commitments, clean out the garage like she tol ya ... cause your not doing anything but pining for her to come home cause ya miss her soooo much anyways
2) When she gets home after her awesome but tiring road trip, exhausted from the late nights and many many many miles ... Greet her at the door, with smile and a nice cold drink, then stand aside so she can go right in and take a nice long hot bath
3) After her relaxing spa treatment, and if she's feeling frisky ... well, you know what to do ... Now, even at this point ... remember ... if'n she's not in the mood ... just let her be until she's ready.
(As anxious as you are, and although you have been having some wild sex without her for the last week ... I'm sure she will be a willing participant soon enough ... We all understand that it's still better with a partner)

Last edited by bikergirl40; Aug 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM.