How Fights Get Started
lately our puppy HARLEY has been sleeping with me and the ol. the other morning the wife says how did this happen that i have to sleep with the dog. i looked at her and said i've been sleeping with you for 25 years. AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!!!!!!!
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Have a steep hill beside the driveway that I hate to cut so I went to the farmers market and bought a goat.
The OL comes home from work and sees the goat tied to the tree on the hill and questions why.
I told her why then she asks "well were is it gonna sleep"?
I told her we could put a basket in the corner of the bedroom and it could sleep there.
She says "what about the smell"?... I said "it will get use to it I did"....
then the fight started!!!!
The OL comes home from work and sees the goat tied to the tree on the hill and questions why.
I told her why then she asks "well were is it gonna sleep"?
I told her we could put a basket in the corner of the bedroom and it could sleep there.
She says "what about the smell"?... I said "it will get use to it I did"....
then the fight started!!!!
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Real story thur night, wife has put on a few pounds and out of the blue started giving me grief about how I have more time to stay in shape than she does. Without thinking I said " it dosen't take time to eat less" man that was a mistake.
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Funny ****, Fellas!!! Thanks for the laughs!
A man was sitting there Studying his marriage license when his wife came into the room. She said what are you doing, for crying out loud have you forgotten when we got married? He said no I'm lookin for the expiration date.....then a fight started
A man was sitting there Studying his marriage license when his wife came into the room. She said what are you doing, for crying out loud have you forgotten when we got married? He said no I'm lookin for the expiration date.....then a fight started
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So I wake up and go out onto the porch, when I feel my bladder asking to be taken out for a walk. Well, I looked around and nobody was ouit and about, so I did the manly thing...stood on the edge of the porch and tinkled onto the lawn.
Miz Roo (whose powers of hearing are phenomenal) comes outside and catches me and lights right off!
"ROO YOU OLD FOOL!?!"
"What...?"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, STOP PEEIN' OFF THE PORCH!"
So I got down onto the lawn, faced th' other way and finished my bizness back onto th' porch, which was a lot easier to hit than I figgered it would be, even though I had to stand on tippy toes a little. And who comes outside again but MIZ ROO HERSELF, and she's got That Look on her face.
Ain't nuthin' makin' that woman happy.
But there weren't no fight. I think she was nervous 'bout the outcome.
Miz Roo (whose powers of hearing are phenomenal) comes outside and catches me and lights right off!
"ROO YOU OLD FOOL!?!"
"What...?"
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, STOP PEEIN' OFF THE PORCH!"
So I got down onto the lawn, faced th' other way and finished my bizness back onto th' porch, which was a lot easier to hit than I figgered it would be, even though I had to stand on tippy toes a little. And who comes outside again but MIZ ROO HERSELF, and she's got That Look on her face.
Ain't nuthin' makin' that woman happy.
But there weren't no fight. I think she was nervous 'bout the outcome.
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