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Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:02 AM
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I wake up in the morning and the crack of dawn ain't safe.....So there would of been man gravy in her biscuit.....Just saying.....
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:12 AM
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You said "SEX" and she said "biscuits and gravy". Enjoy the biscuits and gravy.

"I make all the big decisions and she makes all the small ones. So far there have been no big decisions."
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:18 AM
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I'd go for the bisquits and gravy. It lasts longer. ha ha ha
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:18 AM
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Biscuits and gravy. Since I usually only eat that once a year.
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:49 AM
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How women like to tease us guys! My misses suggested we went upstairs for sex! The bitch knows I can't do both!! LOL
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 09:07 AM
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Man I don't even know what to say. Maybe this is why I stay single. If you start turning down your women they will stop offering. Right up there with does this make my *** look fat. I assume you know the answer to that question.
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 09:31 AM
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Man I don't even know what to say. Maybe this is why I stay single. If you start turning down your women they will stop offering. Right up there with does this make my *** look fat. I assume you know the answer to that question.
I would never turn down sex. But has my favorite meal. And I eat it one time a year. Christmas morning. So I'm safe on the turn down. She understands. Lol.
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 10:03 AM
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Man I don't even know what to say. Maybe this is why I stay single. If you start turning down your women they will stop offering. Right up there with does this make my *** look fat. I assume you know the answer to that question.
I've given many answers to that question, but have not found the correct one yet.

Have the sex, then have a nap while she makes the biscuits and gravy.
win/win
 
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Tell her biscuits n gravy, then slip up behind her while she's cooking it. If she is still interested, that's a twofer right there. lmao.
 
Old Aug 24, 2010 | 10:40 AM
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When she said...

Originally Posted by hiplainsheritage2
"Or I could get up and make biscuits and gravy.".
That wasn't a choice, that was your only option. But somehow, I think you already knew that and just felt like ruffling some feathers here.
 



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