Bolt ons vs. a nice Deuce?
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get your bike.
tell her if she wants fake ****, buy them herself.
i've never seen a set of fake ******* look or feel better than a set of real *******.
the novelty of her rock hard immovable silicone **** will wear off by round 2.
the bike won't.
tell her if she wants fake ****, buy them herself.
i've never seen a set of fake ******* look or feel better than a set of real *******.
the novelty of her rock hard immovable silicone **** will wear off by round 2.
the bike won't.
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Somethin' tells me this is a joke thread. If you can afford one, you can likely juggle some funds around and get all three items.
If you truley can't afford all three at one time,..... get her two items first.
Nothing to do with getting laid.
Need to make her happy so's she don't nag you forever about getting the bike.
If you truley can't afford all three at one time,..... get her two items first.
Nothing to do with getting laid.
Need to make her happy so's she don't nag you forever about getting the bike.
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you need a pre-titty agreement in writing. if she leaves within 3 years of the new ****...you get them back as part of the divorce settlement. or she deducts price plus interest from the divorce settlement. you must already have doubts or you would not be asking a bunch of strangers for advice.
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LOL, gents! Thanks for all of the advice and this is no joke. I'm actually on wife #3 and so I'm well versed on the divorce side of things. You make a great point for all of the attention and showing off the new goods.
We'll see after I get my tax refund (if I even get a refund). She's a really great gal, but then again I thought #1 and #2 were great gals too! Hmmm... I really deserve that Deuce!
We'll see after I get my tax refund (if I even get a refund). She's a really great gal, but then again I thought #1 and #2 were great gals too! Hmmm... I really deserve that Deuce!
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LOL, gents! Thanks for all of the advice and this is no joke. I'm actually on wife #3 and so I'm well versed on the divorce side of things. You make a great point for all of the attention and showing off the new goods.
We'll see after I get my tax refund (if I even get a refund). She's a really great gal, but then again I thought #1 and #2 were great gals too! Hmmm... I really deserve that Deuce!
We'll see after I get my tax refund (if I even get a refund). She's a really great gal, but then again I thought #1 and #2 were great gals too! Hmmm... I really deserve that Deuce!
You make a great point for all of the attention and showing off the new goods.
I'd try a way to make them both fit the budget. If one of you are hung up on paying cash-only, then that person should be the one to do without.
