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Old Jan 20, 2011 | 09:43 PM
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Default Bolt ons vs. a nice Deuce?

Honestly guys,

My wife want's a breat augmentation ( Honestly would love it ), but the deal is I really want my Deuce! Should I really get her bolt ons and then wait for my Deuce? Honestly, this is for the married guys out there. Am I really gonna get laid more after she gets her bolt ons? I'd really just rather get my dream ride and set it up right, I mean,... really, she will really look hot and even better on my ride, but seriously?????
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 09:53 PM
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Get the Duece!!!

I've heard too many stories of married chicks getting ***** on your dime then saying adios. And I haven't just heard the stories, I've had several real experiences to confirm since I got divorced about ten years ago.

When a chick gets a boob job it changes their mindset even more than their appearance. That may work in your favor for a while but before long some other guy is gonna be playing with the ***** that you paid for.
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:00 PM
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If she wants **** let her buy them herself, that way if she decides to leave you after its not your bike walking out on you hahahaha
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:01 PM
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get the bike, its loyal....
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:15 PM
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Get the Deuce. Of course I'm somewhat prejudiced..on the other hand....
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:23 PM
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Enjoy it while you can because when its gone its gone (the hot wife that is)
Oh and get the deuce
 
Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnSWA
but the deal is I really want my Deuce! ..... she will really look hot and even better on my ride, but seriously?????
......... now if you'd said you really wanted a new Road Glide, I'd say for sure, go for the scooter, but ........ i dunno, man, that's a toughie !
 

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Old Jan 20, 2011 | 10:48 PM
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The bike will last longer
 
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Old Jan 20, 2011 | 11:56 PM
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I say go for the Deuce, sides the vibrations will get you laid more than her getting fake *****.
 
Old Jan 21, 2011 | 01:21 AM
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It won't get you any more. Buy the bike. If she does walk, the bike will bring another woman.
 



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