Getting any?????
these new full face helmets are great, you can put a lil magic juice in the vents on the chin bar and when ya fidn a hottie its as simple as hey could you try this on for me ? and voila ya got a plaything for the weekend just gotta duct tape her to the sissy bar so she dont fall off before ya get her to the shack an your golden
it works good enough you can usualy snag 3-4 in a night and have em gone before they are fully coherient
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Is it just me or do you get more woman now that your on a Harley? Yesterday the woman at the gas station ask to go for a ride on my bike. Keep in mind I was filling up my car and was wearing a Harley t-shirt and my wife was in the car. Tell us about your experience with women now that you own or have owned a Harley.
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No but I've had a couple of offers, one at a bike night " I'll Show you my **** for a double shot of American Honey" they were an udder joy to see. Went on to be the life of the party I was told later. 
One at Tucker's bar in wildwood " I didn't know you had one of those, can I ride on it". My God to this day I still hope she was talking about my bike.
My buddy's sister "give me a ride and you can use my equipment anytime". I still think she was talking about her tractor that I use to make food plots for the deer.
One at a fast food joint in Carolina Beach " I love Harley's, I wanna go." Didn't happen.
I've been married 32 years to my wife, she is my best friend. I would never cheat on her....period.
One at Tucker's bar in wildwood " I didn't know you had one of those, can I ride on it". My God to this day I still hope she was talking about my bike.
My buddy's sister "give me a ride and you can use my equipment anytime". I still think she was talking about her tractor that I use to make food plots for the deer.
One at a fast food joint in Carolina Beach " I love Harley's, I wanna go." Didn't happen.
I've been married 32 years to my wife, she is my best friend. I would never cheat on her....period.
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Been married 45 years and we got together when neither of us had a pot to **** in. Now that we have some nice things they seem to come around every so often. Both for me and the wife.
We went to a party a couple of years ago and stopped for fuel on the way home. Had the guy at the counter ask my wife for a ride on her bike while I was getting the fuel. In the mean time, had a young girl walk over to me and ask for a ride. When the wife came out she told me about the encounter and I asked he what she said. She told him that she would but to be prepaired because I carry a gun and was an excellent marksman and he would make a good moving target for me to practice on.
In the meantime, I had told the young girl that I would hope she valued her hair more than that because my wife would ****** every hair from her head.
We went to a party a couple of years ago and stopped for fuel on the way home. Had the guy at the counter ask my wife for a ride on her bike while I was getting the fuel. In the mean time, had a young girl walk over to me and ask for a ride. When the wife came out she told me about the encounter and I asked he what she said. She told him that she would but to be prepaired because I carry a gun and was an excellent marksman and he would make a good moving target for me to practice on.
In the meantime, I had told the young girl that I would hope she valued her hair more than that because my wife would ****** every hair from her head.
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