Getting any?????
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Believe it or not, my rice got me laid a LOT more back in the day than my Harley does now; I was one good lookin' ladies man! at one time I was going steady with & boinkin' 6 different women. All hott babes. No condoms, no diseases, no pregnancies; man I was one lucky guy! Playing in a band has gotten me laid; hell it got me a BJ backstage once; club owner walked in, took one look, said "Oh my", turned around & walked out. Never mentioned it to me, but everytime he saw me after that he would buy me a drink.Both my Vettes were great chick magnets, but the Harley...not so much. I guess it's 'cause I'm not attracted to women my age anymore, and the young ones go for the younger power ranger guys. Plus, there is always Dickey's rules of sex & the bike:
1. No women on my bike unless I am definitely assured of sacktime, or I have already plowed the field.
2. When it comes to sex, the end ALWAYS justifies the means. So if it takes a Harley or a Vette or a BMW to get laid...SO WHAT?? You're still getting laid!
Last edited by dickey; May 3, 2013 at 11:23 AM.
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I'm surprised I didn't get arrested. I remember being 17-19, breaking into hotel pools/hot tubs, naked people and Boone's Farm bottles everywhere from 8pm to 4am.
I remember my friend telling these girls, "let's go to the hot tub at my dad's hotel." Which they all agreed to. And then later having it be revealed that, "my dad stayed here once a few years ago." A few bottles of Strawberry Hill down and nobody seemed to mind the ruse.
I remember my friend telling these girls, "let's go to the hot tub at my dad's hotel." Which they all agreed to. And then later having it be revealed that, "my dad stayed here once a few years ago." A few bottles of Strawberry Hill down and nobody seemed to mind the ruse.
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I'm surprised I didn't get arrested. I remember being 17-19, breaking into hotel pools/hot tubs, naked people and Boone's Farm bottles everywhere from 8pm to 4am.
I remember my friend telling these girls, "let's go to the hot tub at my dad's hotel." Which they all agreed to. And then later having it be revealed that, "my dad stayed here once a few years ago." A few bottles of Strawberry Hill down and nobody seemed to mind the ruse.
I remember my friend telling these girls, "let's go to the hot tub at my dad's hotel." Which they all agreed to. And then later having it be revealed that, "my dad stayed here once a few years ago." A few bottles of Strawberry Hill down and nobody seemed to mind the ruse.
