ORIGINAL: Benchmark

I work with Benchmark Helmets, while it will be a while before thebutt mounted remote control is available.

ORIGINAL: tlb

I'm a little old school well not I am just cheap. Iuse a chatterbox wired headsets everything runs into the main unit I can hear my music, talk on the cell, and have my wife tell me how much her skinny butt hurts.
WhatI need answered is I want to attach a 28 inch flat screen TV to the inside of the windscreen. I would use a 32 inch bitI cant see over it. I want to be able to control the TV, change channels, volume, ect with my butt cheeks. I dont want a wire down there since it would interfere with my thong. Is there a bluetooth device everyone can stick in there butt? If someone has figured this out already, is there a chrome bracket I can attach to my sissy bar to mount a Direct TV receiver? I dont really want the dish. I want the one like boats and truckers use. It will constantly locate the signal. This way my wife will not have to ride backwards and adjust the dish all the time. Now,is there a remotefor some type of actuator system which attaches to a normal dish?Can I usethesame remote I am already holding between my butt cheeks? I know they make remotes to control more than one device. I may have enough room back there to holdtwo remotes, I just don't really want to. To much stuff in my butt will just be uncomfortable.
I want all of this in bluetooth so i dont have to point my butt at the TV to make it work.
I am sure gladI don't ride a Dyna because the vibration would make my TV change channels all the time and it could havesome serious safety issues if it made the satellite dish spin around.
Now, if someone knows how make all of this work together woulda sundowner seat work better sinceI would be able to use more of my complete butt? I don't really think a solo seat would be best because the remote could slip out the top.
One last thing is there a mountI can use to move the front signals to the sides of the TV?
I was just thinking about it, ifI remove the ecm from under the seat I could put a surround sound system under it. Tie in everything to it then I could have everything use one remote, I could use my mp3 player, intercom, cell phone, GPS, PDA, and control my TV. This way it could all use one bluetooth signal. I would not need any wires, andI could send an email. Oh crap, I forgot the camcorder, damn it.

ORIGINAL: Unome

FINALLY!!! The voice of reason. When did we become a society that we have to be in touch with everyone all the time? And why? If you're waiting on that transplant, I can understand. But if you're bopping down theroad just going for some milk, who needs to be talking to anyone?

And for those people who go to the john and continue talking to someone,WTF?