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Didn't take long for the wolf pack to turn once he mentioned sending his mom. I must admit this has been a very entertaining thread to read. Hang in there MAJ. Apparently lots of bad *** moms out there. haha
Unc I wasn't clear; will his mom be logging on with his user name to finish this thread????
I'm soooo disappointed you beat me to that joke...I just read through this and I was like when I get to the end I'm gonna have a hilarious joke about this....you nailed it though lol.
I remember when I was in the first grade and my Brother was in the second grade, bruh was running wild on the school bus one afternoon. The old bus driver yelled at Him, and made Him sit in the seat directly behind Him, told Him to shut up and not move, and stared at Him in the big mirror the rest of the way home. At the stop, Bruh got off the bus, ran and cried into the house, and told Mother about it (Well, His side of it).
Next morning Mother was right there to get on the bus with us. She cussed the driver up one side and down the other, and with a long shaky finger pointed right between His eyes She told Him He had better not EVER say another word to Bruh. "And if you do", Mother added, "I will be back and I will pull the last few remaining hairs out of your damned bald head!".
That old driver wisely followed those instructions, and Bruh continued His heathen ways.
Hey, my Mama would have brought those parts back to the house with Her.
Maybe someday ol' Cycle Bob will break down and need some help - right there in the parking lot of Chuck's Deluxe! That would be karma, I'm telling you!
^ My mom was tougher. Instead of yelling at the bus driver, she agreed with them and yelled at us instead. That was just an appetizer until Dad got home...
If your bruh was being such a pain in the ***, it served him right. Be sure to call him a crybaby at Christmas dinner lol.
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Mother always wanted to be involved in our lives.
When me and my Brother would get in fights, Mother would say "Hey, if there's any *** kickin' around here to be done, I will be the one that kicks that ***". Dad would sit there and nod in agreement...
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