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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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OK, I just did 600 miles today...just got back. It was a muggy day, no rain. I sweated where the butt meets the saddle. This caused a very uncomfortable feeling when I would get back on the bike....sorta like a major league burning sensation.....dawg, it was painful. I guess it was the sweaty skin rubbing against the blue jean material. Soooooo, how do I avoid this from happening again? I am serious about this......this is about as painful as watching Jerry Springer.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:25 PM
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Monkey Butt Powder, and I'm serious too.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:28 PM
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AirHawk seat cushion, lets air circulate. I don't leave home without it.

Hack
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:34 PM
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ORIGINAL: btefft

AirHawk seat cushion, lets air circulate. I don't leave home without it.

Hack
And that too! Motorcycle Butt Rub (not the Butt rub we put on our Butts before we put them on the smoker) is from a lack O air circulation in the rectal area.
Beef ribs and a Butt, Close enough.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:34 PM
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Its called prickly heat. Happens in the military all the time when you sweat and do not get to change clothes alot. I read a scientific explanation about it somewhere. Bottomeline is to get good circulation to the area or change sweaty clothes often.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:36 PM
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Maybe motorcycling just isn't your thing.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:45 PM
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1st.) 600 miles today? [:-]Thats a CONSTANT 75mph for 8 straight hours

Now I rode from Dayton Beach to NY straight through, I have also spent 33 days on the bike touring the country. Even figured out how to sleep on the bike to avoid time wasted setting up a tent. ( not while I was riding )

So what I am getting at is 600 miles; You need to be registered for the Iron Butt.

I found that as others have said, Air circulation is a must. AND check out Biker Shorts, as in Bicyclists. They are ment to reduce chaffing. Most of them use a synthetic wool blend to keep moisture away from the skin. Just about anything will be better than cotton underwear.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2007 | 11:53 PM
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If you can't find Monkey Butt, try using Gold Bond powder (Yellow or Blue. The Green is foot powder is not good on your "jewels."[sm=smiley34.gif]). I keep a small bottle in my saddlebag and when I stop fill up the tank, I hit the restroom to empty my bladder and apply some powder. It keeps me happy all day long!
 
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I have a gel seat pad with sheepskin that I use on long rides. The biker shorts work great also or Under Armor (or similar) underwear. Cotton keeps it moist down there.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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I agree with the gold bond. Also, you might concider keeping an extra pair of undies, and switching out once on a ride.
 
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