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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 10:45 AM
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Is your wife pregnant?
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 10:46 AM
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ORIGINAL: TBJOSEY
so i told her as she gained weight ; what do you think i did wrong?
The answer to your question is in the first part of your quote!
You should have told her it is being installed to giveus more room or somthing nicer than what you said.
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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[quote]ORIGINAL: TBJOSEY

wife came out side and wanted to know what i was doing. told her i was installing a tour pack extender i just got from george anderson. she wanted to know why,

what do you think i did wrong?


You coulda said something like "I wanted it harder for cops to see the license plate" then thrown in "besides, it will give US more room" period!

And I can't believe you had to ask what you did wrong.
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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Just a hint for you here, when she sees you airing up the shocks, and asks what you're doing, tell here you are adjusting the suspension for her comfort. Do not tell her you're adding air to compensate for her fat ***.
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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The good news is TBJOSEY will be able to talk again as soon as the wires are removed from his jaw repairs!
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 02:30 PM
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Some peeps never learn!
When I meet my wife she was 98lbs. now shes 147lbs. and when she says she is fat
I tell her I can hold on better and not another word
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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WOW, might as well try that one to get some motor work done to!!
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Good think you got the tour pack extender...now you have a place to sleep.
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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The good news is: her response indicates that she still cares how she looks... the bad news is: you may have killed her desire to care how she looks, and pretty soon she may be asking if they make another extension for the tour pac...... People are what they think they are.... time for some postive vibes (I too should have stepped on my tounge at times)....
 
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Old Jul 29, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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