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Old Sep 1, 2021 | 07:18 AM
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Old Sep 1, 2021 | 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by dawg
They’ll fit your bike. The hinge covers are the same from 93-13. In 14 they changed with the Rushmore platform. Welcome from VT, there’ll be a curmudgeon named @BuzzCap7 that'll be by soon to tell you how to introduce yourself formally
Oh!

1stly, it is "Mister" curmudgeon to you.
2ndly, sooffbalance knows he only needs to go HERE.
3rdly, who let you outta your cage? Oh wait, it is the 1st of the month. You are let out for 4 hours, once a month starting on the 1st of each month. Come ooooon noon time. Come ooooon noon time. Remember dawg what happens when you do not go right back into your cage at noon..........

BC7: Hello? Animal Control?

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Animal control, how may I help you?

BC7: Hi. I am having an issue again and it is looking bad this time.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Who is this? This BC7 regard that rangy mutt dawg?

BC7: Yes. It is looking bad this time. He is out of his cage for 4 hours but it appears he is not going back in at noon.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Yeah. We see this all the time. But not with such and old, old decrepit dawg. You don't mind if we use the dart gun this time and put him outta his misery do you? You know, dart him in the head?

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Hey Buzzy, u there?

BC7: Yeah. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, no. Don't do that. I actually luv that little mutt. Dart him in the *** maybe.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Ok, well, if it was anything like last time, after darting his ***, he will need (again) an extra strength flea bath, tick bath, be de-wormed, a good scrubbing of shampoo, his ears cleaned and ***** expressed. We will bring extra bags for that.

BC7: Ok thanks.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: BTW, we will be changing our 800 national hotline number next month.

BC7: Oh, ok. TY for letting me know. What is the new number?

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: **CLICK.........Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz***

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Awww sh*t!
 
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Old Sep 1, 2021 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by BuzzCap7
Oh!

1stly, it is "Mister" curmudgeon to you.
2ndly, sooffbalance knows he only needs to go HERE.
3rdly, who let you outta your cage? Oh wait, it is the 1st of the month. You are let out for 4 hours, once a month starting on the 1st of each month. Come ooooon noon time. Come ooooon noon time. Remember dawg what happens when you do not go right back into your cage at noon..........

BC7: Hello? Animal Control?

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Animal control, how may I help you?

BC7: Hi. I am having an issue again and it is looking bad this time.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Who is this? This BC7 regard that rangy mutt dawg?

BC7: Yes. It is looking bad this time. He is out of his cage for 4 hours but it appears he is not going back in at noon.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Yeah. We see this all the time. But not with such and old, old decrepit dawg. You don't mind if we use the dart gun this time and put him outta his misery do you? You know, dart him in the head?

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

BC7: (Silence.)

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Hey Buzzy, u there?

BC7: Yeah. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, no. Don't do that. I actually luv that little mutt. Dart him in the *** maybe.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: Ok, well, if it was anything like last time, after darting his ***, he will need (again) an extra strength flea bath, tick bath, be de-wormed, a good scrubbing of shampoo, his ears cleaned and ***** expressed. We will bring extra bags for that.

BC7: Ok thanks.

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: BTW, we will be changing our 800 national hotline number next month.

BC7: Oh, ok. TY for letting me know. What is the new number?

National Animal Control - Emergency Defumigation & Infestation Division: **CLICK.........Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz***

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Hello?

BC7: Awww sh*t!

 
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