EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
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From: Mill Hall, PA
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
if you do find where they live be sure to ride by there in the late hours of the night or wee hours of the morning. Drop a gear and crack the throttle, give em a milwaukee rumble wake up.
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RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
Follow instructions carefully! You only get one chance to do it correctly.
[ol][*]Grab the first squirel by the back of the neck. Tighten grip to encourage co-operation.[*]Dunk head of squirel in bucket of warm water/vinegar solution. Tighten grip.[*]Press head of squirel against engine and rub. If egg does not desolve tighten grip and rub harder.[*]Release first squirel and grab the next. Repeat steps 1-3.[*]Grab third squirel and kick on seat of pants, just because you can.[/ol]
Options:
[ol][*]Add several of your fellow riders (preferably with "skull and crossbones"ink)for effect.[*]Add a banjo player minus several chicklets, make sure he grins while he picks.This will ensure at least one squirel wets himself.[*]Advise you'll change their gender if you ever see them again.[/ol]
Good luck.
[ol][*]Grab the first squirel by the back of the neck. Tighten grip to encourage co-operation.[*]Dunk head of squirel in bucket of warm water/vinegar solution. Tighten grip.[*]Press head of squirel against engine and rub. If egg does not desolve tighten grip and rub harder.[*]Release first squirel and grab the next. Repeat steps 1-3.[*]Grab third squirel and kick on seat of pants, just because you can.[/ol]
Options:
[ol][*]Add several of your fellow riders (preferably with "skull and crossbones"ink)for effect.[*]Add a banjo player minus several chicklets, make sure he grins while he picks.This will ensure at least one squirel wets himself.[*]Advise you'll change their gender if you ever see them again.[/ol]
Good luck.
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From: so.jersey
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
since they were caught .have it professionally cleaned engine repainted or otherwise put back the
way it was when this happened take parents to court.make them pay. maybe doing this will get their attention
as to where their their kids are and what they are doing.i'm sure after that bill they will get it together.
you may or may not prevail but at least you tried.
otherwise try some of the other remedies posted here. good luck
way it was when this happened take parents to court.make them pay. maybe doing this will get their attention
as to where their their kids are and what they are doing.i'm sure after that bill they will get it together.
you may or may not prevail but at least you tried.
otherwise try some of the other remedies posted here. good luck
Tourer
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RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
ORIGINAL: pled55
since they were caught .have it professionally cleaned engine repainted or otherwise put back the
way it was when this happened take parents to court.make them pay. maybe doing this will get their attention
as to where their their kids are and what they are doing.i'm sure after that bill they will get it together.
you may or may not prevail but at least you tried.
otherwise try some of the other remedies posted here. good luck
since they were caught .have it professionally cleaned engine repainted or otherwise put back the
way it was when this happened take parents to court.make them pay. maybe doing this will get their attention
as to where their their kids are and what they are doing.i'm sure after that bill they will get it together.
you may or may not prevail but at least you tried.
otherwise try some of the other remedies posted here. good luck
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Joined: Jan 2007
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From: Toledo Ohio
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
I agree with the folks that say make the punks or their parents pay.
These brats need to understand that they could have killed you. What if they had nailed you right in the face?
You could've been so startled or stunned that you lost control, or crossed the centerline.
These brats need to understand that they could have killed you. What if they had nailed you right in the face?
You could've been so startled or stunned that you lost control, or crossed the centerline.
Road Captain
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: San Diego
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
need to make the parents clean it off, they will beat the crap out of their little angels when they become responsible for the little ***** actions.... offer to beat their asses yourself, then you will feel better..
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Road Master
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From: Huntersville, NC
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
What were they charged with ? Throwing things at m/c rider should be serious offense. Could've caused bodily injury.
Sounds like they need a littleafter hours "counseling"
Sounds like they need a littleafter hours "counseling"
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Joined: Apr 2008
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From: Englewood Ohio
RE: EGGED ... need your guys help!!!
Oven cleaner works on a lot of stuff that has been burned on. But, since they did catch the lil bastards I"d have it professionally cleaned then make the kids pay for it. The part that would **** me off the most is that the kids had no regard for my safety, you could have been hit in the face and who knows what kind of trouble that would have created. We've all done dumb stuff as kids but I'd make the sumbitches pay for this one. Know any tough kids in the neighborhood? Give 'em some dough to hand out some **** whoopins.
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