Laid Her Over
- Never lied on my taxes
- Never took liberties with myself
- Never farted in an elevator
...and yet still somehow I have a bad back, often audited, poor eyesight, and am often asked to use the stairs...go figure!
Embarrassed yes, bt when I could not pick it up, and some nice lady on a heritage came over and helped me, I nearly died.
Full faced helmet for the next six months...
+1 on engine guards and saddlebag guards. I had them put on before the bike left the dealer.

Early 2000, Front door of Stubb's H-D, out on the covered patio with a slick concrete floor the salesman is giving me my "new bike orientation" on my FLHRI.
As he was going over all the button and switch operations, etc quite a crowd of onlookers had gathered to watch (15 - 20 people).
Towards the end of said orientation he say's "okay, now put the kickstand up and start the bike" I do, and then he gives me a couple more instructions then we're all done and he say's "okay, that's it".
I make the movement to put the kickstand DOWN, feel it against my heel, get it about halfway through the arc and hear a "thud" thinking 'okay, the spring took over and put it the rest of the way down', so I start leaning it left and it keeps pulling left and when I realize the "thud" was the kickstand going back UP it's too late, I try with everything I've got to save face (remember there's at least 15 onlookers) to no avail. My left ankle twists in a weird direction and the 'king goes down. <you can stop laughing now, yeah you!>
I can't say I saw the look on anyone's face but I do remember the salesman saying something reassuring like "oh don't sweat it, happens all the time". So I get to take the maiden voyage home with a throbbing ankle and park the bike in the driveway. An hour later I'm calling my buddy to see if he can come over and park my bike in my garage cuz I CAN'T WALK and "oh, by the way, do you have any painkillers?"
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I dont think I need to say how I felt....... I'm now looking into saddlebeg crash bars , and oh yah, I got both bottom edges of my bags !!
Its very much like rubbing salt in an open wound !!!!!!


