yes, and I keep a bottle of Massengil in my saddlebag cause my 'gina gets a little stale during a long ride.

 

That's why I never leave the house without at least a dollar bill handy to wipe the fart that gets away. Have you ever tried to wipe your azz with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?

 

Did you say you ride alone? Or at least in the rear of the pack.....

 

That's what the roll of paper towels is for.

 

Us older guys can just use the one's under our eyes.

 

Never trust a fart.

 

ha... i just ask the wife to see her bandana and disapear into the woods
and about a mile or so down the road you have to try and explaine what happened to it
and you get a nice loving crack to the back of your helmet.ah the joy of riding together

 

Is it Friday yet? It's gettin' deep in here. Throw in Mama - Prison - beer and a pickup and you have the makings of a great Country song.

 

Funniest thread I've ever read!!!!

 

I'm appalled! Truly "outhouse humor", lowest of the low.........baby wipes, don't leave home without them!! Leaves you "spring time" fresh!!