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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:27 PM
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yes, and I keep a bottle of Massengil in my saddlebag cause my 'gina gets a little stale during a long ride.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:29 PM
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That's why I never leave the house without at least a dollar bill handy to wipe the fart that gets away. Have you ever tried to wipe your azz with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by lowline
If you **** yourself just sit in it it will make for a softer ride!
Did you say you ride alone? Or at least in the rear of the pack.....
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Bossman1
Uh is ok to carry two baggies???
That's what the roll of paper towels is for.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:34 PM
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Us older guys can just use the one's under our eyes.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBagger
And if something happens and you $hit yourself you have a nice cool wipe!
Never trust a fart.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 06:45 PM
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ha... i just ask the wife to see her bandana and disapear into the woods
and about a mile or so down the road you have to try and explaine what happened to it
and you get a nice loving crack to the back of your helmet.ah the joy of riding together
 
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Is it Friday yet? It's gettin' deep in here. Throw in Mama - Prison - beer and a pickup and you have the makings of a great Country song.
 
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I'm appalled! Truly "outhouse humor", lowest of the low.........baby wipes, don't leave home without them!! Leaves you "spring time" fresh!!
 
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