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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 09:54 PM
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In spite of all this humor, I still think it is a good tip!
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 10:46 PM
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Avoid lunch at KFC and you are good to go. Don't ask me how I know.

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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 11:20 PM
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I have been trying to figure out how to make a comfortable hospital bed pan seat. It would appear by some of these posts I should get after it. I am not the only one needing it. Depends just don't hold enough. I could sell **** loads of them!
 
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by mike5511
Yeah, and you read every word of it!!!!!!!!!!!........who you foolin'!!

Well, at least I was not sitting at the dinner table while the TV was going an hearing about how not to plug up your septic tank!

LOL
 
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ram
Well, at least I was not sitting at the dinner table while the TV was going an hearing about how not to plug up your septic tank!

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Yeah, or how to get rid of vaginal itch, a four hour hard-on, hemmoroids etc etc.........I still want to know if you take the ***** growing stuff, and rub it on your legs, will you get taller???
 
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 06:52 PM
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OK, funny stuff....but good tip as well. Thx
 
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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I think I just learned why my riding partner always wears two T-shirts. I'm going to have to try the "can I borrow that" line on him.
On second thought, maybe I don't want to!
 
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by harley-jones
I have started to carry a damp soft cloth in a zip-lock baggie. It stays damp for several day by being sealed up. It lays flat and dosen't take up any room.

It comes in handy for removing bug, when that gas pump dosen't shut off, or you get something on your hands, ect, ect.


Just a simple thing that I thought I would share.
I was doing the same thing and then a friend turned me on another version. Pick up some of the dense sponge used for polishing silverware, cut off a small chunk, wet it and keep it in the ziplock. It retains even water better than the cloth. Great for cleaning bugs off helmet visors, windshields and so on.
 
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